Forgive my freak or if this has been said before:
But imagine, if you will, a cold-ridden vampire. They’ve not experienced such a phenomenon since turning (or, ever, if they were born one).
They’re feeding, hoping blood will heal sickness as efficiently as it heals their wounds, but just as they get a good mouthful- they pull back with a sudden sneeze, spraying blood and mess all over…
They gotta try again, right back to where they started.











