#vandal rambles

[vandal-flower]

Phainon and Mydei are a complete opposite to how they present themselves.

Mydeimos, the gruff warrior, mighty prince of Castrum Kremnos kisses you with such tenderness and quiet love. As if he's afraid he'll hurt you but still wants to keep you close. Rough palms cradling your face, occasionally moving your head to achieve just the right angle to not hurt your head, as his lips melt against yours.

This is a sacred moment the two of you can only share, a moment he wishes to last forever.

Phainon of Aedes Elysiae, Deliverer of the Flame-Chase is GUILTY of kissing you like he has nothing to lose. While it's not exactly rough, it is most certainly a wild ride. Hands nipping your waist as he hurriedly pecks your face. You couldn't look him in the eyes as he bores his into yours, intentionally making you feel so flustered! Only then do you think you're done, he bites your bottom lip as a final touch.

A cheeky smile plastered on his face as you struggle to process what just happened.

[vandal-flower]

Phainon claims to not be the jealous type. He's a Chrysos Heir, The Deliverer, The Worldbearing. He doesn't have time to be jealous.

Oh how he overestimated himself.

"We should get a dog.", you said mindlessly. You can almost hear the gears turn in Phainon's head.

"I don't think that will be necessary.", he takes your hand into his, and displayed his a smile worth millions.

"But, I want one."

"Sweetheart, I can't compete with a dog."

"But you can compete with Mydei anytime of the day, how ironic."

Phainon gasps, "That's different! My chances of winning against him are 50/50, but fighting for your attention with a dog is totally unpredictable."

He wraps his arms around you, caging you in a hug, "Besides, you have me with you. You'll be fine."

You can feel Aglaea's disappointment from here. If this is their fates deliverer, the Flame Chase is surely doomed.

[vandal-flower]

Slobby Kisser Jabber or Lip Biter Zanka.

Jabber, who covers your face with kisses, all but your lips, a brutal tease. Fed up, you press your lips against his, and he takes it. He's indulging in your taste, as if swallowing your breath. You move away briefly before being brought back to him. He has yet to finish his work and you look so delectable right now, he thinks. You feel the cold rings on your face as he dives right in.

Zanka, who portays himself as stoic, is quick to shut you up with a kiss. You can only melt in it ,as all you can think about is him, him and him. A slight sharp pain interrupts your momentary bliss, as his teeth bites down on your lip. He pulls away, worried that he has hurt you, but you shake your head, urging him to keep on going. If his teeth can catch bullets, Mankira, your lips are no exception.

Oh, decisions, decisions...

[vandal-flower]

What if Arkha Corvus had a s/o who is privately funding the Cleaners. Like one day they both get into an argument and they casually (as a joke) threaten to cut the monthly allowance in half.

Corvus remembering who ACTUALLY has the power and is BOSS.

[vandal-flower]

As much as I would love to imagine the Swan Princess scenario with Mydei, Anaxa and Phainon, when we get to the point of asking,

"Is beauty all that matters?"

These men would say no and tell you why they say it.

Mydei, even if he hated you in the past, is willing to acknowledge your good qualities and actions. He simply tells you that it makes you more beautiful than your actual appearance. He even says it with a straight face. There is no "embarrassment" in the Kremnoan language.

Anaxa, has already prepared a thesis and five different essays explaining why he finds you beautiful other than your appearance. Mnestia would cry tears of joy, Calypso and Aglaea are baffled beyond compare. His students take notes.

And Phainon, don't even get me started. This grown man will pull up with poems, books, sculptures, essays, go above and beyond just to say how much he loves you. Somebody stop this man before he jumps of Amphoreus to prove that he genuine. You're cooked if this is your destined hero.

Ngl, some of these fairy tales can't even apply to them. They'll just break the rules and wing it in their own way.

[vandal-flower]

Oliver Aiku with Reader who genuinely doesn't seem to care anymore. You have bigger things to worry about.

"Your boyfriend is cheating on you, I saw him with another girl!"

"Damn, but did he send the money for the electricity yet though?"

It's honestly a shocker how you keep him locked down, especially with his reputation of being a playboy. "You have done miracles.", Sendo would say. Aiku can't help but try to get a reaction out of you.

He would message you, "Yo, this girl been hitting me up, wat do I do? 😏"

You reply, "That's great sweetie, so long as you get the groceries."

His teammates are starting to think that you are pimping him out. He thinks so too. You don't care.

You signed up for this, and read the Terms and Conditions. You're just taking advantage of your situation. You still love him though, just in your own way.

You just so happen to be tired.

[vandal-flower]

I WANT MY CHRYSOS HEIRS TO LIVE!!!!

[vandal-flower]

Imagine coming home late, only to find your significant other perched on the couch, caressing your pet/ or holding the house plant in their lap. He glares at you,

"Where have you been?"

As if he didn't travel across the world, only telling you last minute just two weeks ago.