#vanderheadcanon

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Vi: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Vander: Vi no.

Powder: Mistlefoe.

Vander: Please stop encouraging her

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Vander: This is such a bad idea.

Silco: Then why are you coming along?

Vander: One of us need to be able to talk the enforcers out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Vander, tending to Vi's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Vi: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.