#powderheadcanons

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Silco: if a stranger came up to you and said “I’m your dads friend he told me to pick you up” what would you say?

Powder: I’d say “Your lying my dad doesn’t have any friends!”

Silco:

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Powder: Father, why have you forbade me from entering the delicious chamber?

Silco: It’s called an oven and you will die.

Powder: I am strong, Father .

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Ekko: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jinx: *chugs entire bottle*

Jinx: It’s perfume.

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Jinx: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ekko: Jinx, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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Vi: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Vander: Vi no.

Powder: Mistlefoe.

Vander: Please stop encouraging her

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Ekko, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Powder, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Vi: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Ekko: playing systemic oppression

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Silco: Powder was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Powder : Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Silco:.: Child..you ate a chair..

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Vi: I hate Santa he’s a fat judgemental bastard like you’ve been bad your going in my naughty list okay and ur GOING IN MY DEATH NOTE

Jinx: Can you put me in your deathnote to. please