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Lotor: Date me!
Allura: No.
Lotor: Second option. Date me!
Lance: Hard pass.
Lotor: Date me.
Keith: Never.
Lotor: Date me?
Pidge: What is wrong with you.
Lotor: Date me…?
Hunk: How about no.
Lotor: …
Coran: Don’t even think about it.
Hi. Last one, I promise.
What kind of cuddler do you think Pidge is with each of his team mates?
Answering the asks by order of how easy they are to type out It's going to be ordered by how likely Pidge is to cuddle/be touchy with the team
My thoughts are long and this still isn't all of it, read more under the cut!
Welcome to Smear Frame Sunday. These are the most egregious examples I could remember off the top of my nog.
Lance: Allura, we did something stupid.
Allura: How many is ‘we’?
Pidge: All of us, except you.
Coran: Including myself… unfortunately.
Allura: What was the thing- actually, legally, should I know about it?
Keith: …Probably better if you don’t. Anyway, there might be a warrant out for our arrest now.
Hunk: And it might be justified…
Daniel: Do I put the stolen dinosaur in the barn, or?
Allura: We don’t have a barn.
Larmina: We stole a barn, too.
Vince: Recreating Jurassic Park, here we come!
The Voltron Force: a summary
Hunk: Let’s build it, then break it, while playing the soundtrack I made exactly for this.
Pidge: I am a genius… but everyone always seems to forget that, so nobody listens to me.
Lance: This is a kids show, but I would be smoking and drinking right now if it wasn’t for that.
Keith: Um… uh… words. I’m… I’m not great at public speaking. Voltron is Good. Lotor is bad. Go… team?
Allura: I actually know what I’m talking about.
Daniel: *he didn’t slow down long enough for a statement to be made, so Lance filled it in as ‘probably being reckless’*
Vince: I’m the chosen one… I would have preferred if that could have happened after I was old enough to vote.
Larmina: NINJAS!
Coran: This is my moustache.
Larmina: I hate this…
Lance: Yeah… dresses suck.
Larmina: How would you know? You’ve never been forced into a froo-froo pastry for a party!
Lance: A, I was Beatrice until I was seven, don’t talk to me about being ‘forced’ into dresses like I don’t understand. I do. And it was some of the worst dysphoria of my life, don’t get me started on the heels.
Larmina: Did… not know that.
Lance: B, if you want to borrow one of my old suits, you can.
Larmina: I have to wear a dress, though… it’s important I ‘look like a Duchess’.
Lance: Well, I have a solution to your problem.
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Allura: I… what are you all wearing?
Lance: Larmina didn’t want to have to wear a silly dress to a party. But it stops being a girly thing, or a ‘hyper feminine’ thing, or even just ‘a thing’, when it’s a silly dress party.
Keith: Hey, I look amazing. Don’t call my dress silly.
Pidge: I may be wearing some pinned curtains right now, but… dress.
Hunk: A bit small for me, but I feel good.
Daniel: I. Like the shoes.
Vince: I think lace is speaking to me.
Larmina: I mean… my dress is still itchy, and uncomfortable. It feels better, though. Somehow.
Lance: Everything is easier when you don’t have to do it alone.
Coran: I think my corset is too tight.
Allura: You look fetching, Coran, don’t worry.
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Keith: You oka-?
Lance: As soon as we’re done, I’m burning this thing.
Keith: Understandable.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78049236
Soo… I wrote this. I’m still writing it. I’m proud of what I have so far.
Is it canonically accurate? I dunno, I’m mid season. Does that bother me? No, because I have motivation to write for once and I love it.
I want to read this. It doesn’t exist. So I’m making it exist! For everyone!
Lance is an important character in this. And if you like seeing him get whumped… this will be for you!