Turning my OCs into toddlers for the purpose of using these quotes.
(Check masterpost for OC bios. Playlist with the quotes is below. follow her! she's funny :D)
(I added on to some of them)
(The OC ages are between 3 and 5)
Discord - Did you get stung by a bee?
Nova - no. I closed my eyes, and the bee pistappeared :0 (disappeared)
Husk - If a stranger says "Come here, little girl!", what do you say?
Vidette - I'll say... "Shut up, little man!"
Alastor - *crouches down* pspspspspspsps
Vidette - :0 *runs over to him*
Mila - *standing on the arm of the couch, staring into the distance, then turns* Mom, I'm not married yet.
Raph - ... Do I look like-
Dakota - Do you want to say sorry to your brother for pushing him?
Ashlyn - No thanks. Don't tell me what to do.
Vidette - I colored this on my hand, and it pistappeared! :0
Angel - *gasp* It pistappeared?! :0
Vidette - IT PISTAPPEARED!!! :0
Raphie - You need to go to your room and have some quiet time
Abby - NO. I'm going to my room to have some CRYING time! >:(
Ashlyn - *to Dakota* I love you :D
Cavendish - What about me?
Vidette - Papa, why is Santa and Jesus not naughty???
Vidette - Is Santa God????
Abby - I don't wanna be in love with you anymore! I only want... candy >:(
April - *attempting to reason with a toddler* Mila, you're not eating your food, and it's breaking my heart
Mila - Then go upstairs and go cry.
Nova - *looks up at Fluttershy* Can I have a banana, sir?
Fluttershy - what'd you call me???
Ashlyn - *trying to scoot up the stair railing*
Pentious - *picks her up and moves her away* Let's keep ourselves on the ground, darling
Ashlyn - *turns and looks at Pentious, pointing at him* you're not gorgeous anymore >:(
Leo - Time to turn the TV off-
Abby - Papa, I have a bad feeling...
Mila: - Papa, I have a surprise
Mila - *holds arms out to present herself* It's me
Abby - I wanna go to the park!
Draxum - Come sit by me for a minute
Abby - No. I'm not your family anymore >:(
Vaggie - Vidette, time for a bath
Vidette - No, you stupid hairdryer! *runs away*
Vidette - Do you hear that?
Vidette - My heart beep ._.
Abby - Why is this toy broken?
Abby - When you're old, you're gonna be broken :)
Nova - Mama, did you marry Papa 'cause he's a handsome snack?
Mila - I'm leaving our village and never coming back! >:(
Charlie - Do you want some soda?
Vidette - *smells it, and her nose wrinkles, disturbed* it smells like frog juice 😖