#viktorandjayce

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Viktor: Bitch

Jayce: Blocked

Viktor: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something

Jayce: Unblocked

Viktor: Bitch

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Viktor: 99.9% of the people I know are stupid.

Jayce: I’m the 1%

Viktor: *looking at him* Are you? Are you really?

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Jayce: I need to get something off my chest

Viktor: is it your shirt? Please say yes

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Jayce: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Viktor: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Jayce: I want to hear those three little words

Viktor: I love you

Jayce: That’s sweet but try again

Viktor: Fine i will behave…

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Viktor: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Jayce: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Viktor: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jayce:

Viktor :

Mel:

Everyone Else At Viktors Surprise Birthday Party:

Jayce: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Jayce: Viktor... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Viktor: Your text told me to satanize the lab before you returned.

Jayce:

Jayce: I wrote sanitize, Viktor..