#jayceheadcanons

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Viktor: *Gently taps table*

Jayce: *taps back*

Heimdinger: What are they doing

Mel: Morse code

Viktor: *taps back aggressively*

Jayce slamming hands down: TAKE THAT BACK-

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Viktor: 99.9% of the people I know are stupid.

Jayce: I’m the 1%

Viktor: *looking at him* Are you? Are you really?

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Viktor on the phone to Jayce: Hi

Jayce: I’m busy right now Vik

Viktor: Would drinking 16 Cans of red bull be bad for my health?

Jayce: I’m on my way-

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Caitlyn: I got tea!

Jayce: Spill it!

Caitlyn: What? No. I made tea why would I spill it when I could drink it ?

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Jayce: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Viktor: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Jayce: I want to hear those three little words

Viktor: I love you

Jayce: That’s sweet but try again

Viktor: Fine i will behave…

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Viktor: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jayce:

Viktor :

Mel:

Everyone Else At Viktors Surprise Birthday Party:

Jayce: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[arcaneincorrectquotes]

Jayce: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Machine herald Viktor: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Jayce: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?