#jayvickheadcanons

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Mel enraged: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “don’t be mad” YOUR DMING JAYCE, MY BOYFRIEND

Viktor: No Mel, I was loyalty testing him. Alright, I’m only looking out for you..

Mel calming down: Well, okay I guess….

Viktor:

Viktor: He did fail the test though, me and Jayce slept together like several times

Mel: WHAT!

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Viktor on the phone to Jayce: Hi

Jayce: I’m busy right now Vik

Viktor: Would drinking 16 Cans of red bull be bad for my health?

Jayce: I’m on my way-

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Jayce: Viktor... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Viktor: Your text told me to satanize the lab before you returned.

Jayce:

Jayce: I wrote sanitize, Viktor..

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Viktor: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Jayce: Viktor is it 6 FUCKING AM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-

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Viktor: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Jayce: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Viktor: I have been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now!

Jayce: Wow.. They sound stupid

Viktor: Eh, There Just a Little dense

Jayce: I think maybe Vik you should be a little more obvious like.. uh maybe “Hey I love you!”

Viktor: i suppose your right.. “hey Jayce I love you.”

Jayce: Exactly just like that!

Viktor face palming: Holy fucking shit!

Jayce: And if that flys over there head then they are way to stupid for you Viktor

Viktor: Jayce-

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Jayce: Do you want me to cry!

Viktor: yes.

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Viktor: God is so weird if he was bored the mother fucker could just turn us into fucking ducks or kill us humans and add the fucking dinosaurs back

Jayce: Yeah I don’t think we should be friends anymore