#hextech partners

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Jayce: How’s the sexist person in the room?

Mel: I don’t know how are they?~

Jayce flustered: I-

Viktor from the other side of the room: I’m doing great thanks

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Viktor: Bitch

Jayce: Blocked

Viktor: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something

Jayce: Unblocked

Viktor: Bitch

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Viktor: Jayce is refusing to speak to me

Viktor: im going to enjoy it while it lasts.

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Jayce: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Viktor: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Viktor: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jayce:

Viktor :

Mel:

Everyone Else At Viktors Surprise Birthday Party:

Jayce: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Jayce: Your my best friend, last year we shared a toothbrush

Viktor:.

Viktor: i was not aware of that..

Jayce: We did.

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Jayce: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Viktor: What did you do op?

Jayce : A MISTAKE

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*jayce texting viktor*

Jayce: Do you wanna know who the love of my life is?

Viktor: Who?

Jayce:

Viktor:

Jayce: Read the first word…

Viktor: Who the fuck is “Do?”