Jul 4, 2019
❝ PONIES! I LOVE PONIES!! ❞
Aqua in the Unicorn vs. Narwhal splatfest
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❝ PONIES! I LOVE PONIES!! ❞
Aqua in the Unicorn vs. Narwhal splatfest
❝ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS! ❞
* Vine Sentence Starters
001. ❛ I got the power of God and anime on my side! ❜ 002. ❛ I coulda dropped mah croissant! ❜ 003. ❛ Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick. ❜ 004. ❛ Your butt looks really flat in those jeans. ❜ 005. ❛ I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag. ❜ 006. ❛ Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle? ❜ 007. ❛ Oh my fuckin' god, she fuckin' dead. ❜ 008. ❛ GUYS GET OUT OF THE WAY, IT'S THE LORD. ❜ 009. ❛ Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. ❜ 010. ❛ Dad look, it's the good kush. ❜ 011. ❛ I thought you were bae, turns out you were just fam. ❜ 012. ❛ I'm ready to die anytime, any place, for any reason. ❜ 013. ❛ I think I know more about American Girl than you do, genius. ❜ 014. ❛ I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch. ❜ 015. ❛ This is why Mom doesn’t fucking love you! ❜ 016. ❛ Are hot dogs sandwiches? ❜ 017. ❛ You messin’ with my truck dipstick? ❜ 018. ❛ I nurture my skin. ❜ 019. ❛ I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH. ❜ 020. ❛ Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off- ❜ 021. ❛ Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this. ❜ 022. ❛ I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❜ 023. ❛ LET’S MC’FREAKIN’ LOSE IT! ❜ 024. ❛ That’s what good pussy sounds like. ❜ 025. ❛ I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe. ❜ 026. ❛ Do you ever just... Wake up? ❜ 027. ❛ Honey, that’s a flyer for lawn service. ❜ 028. ❛ I got my hat on backwards and I’m ready to fuckin’ party. ❜ 029. ❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD! ❜ 030. ❛ I was trying to pass away all night. ❜
Random Vine Quotes Sentence Starters!
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!”
“On my way to fuck yo bitch.”
“Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted, and now my sock is wet, who the fuck wanna die?”
“Your butt looks really flat in those jeans.”
“I just stole a kiss....and I stole your wallet.”
“yeah, can I get some pussy?”
“No _____.....Fucking weirdo.”
“Who drew a penis on the board?”
“Dicks out for Harambe.”
“My dog took a shit in the shower, like who fucking does that?”
“Sorry, I’m late for a colonoscopy.”
“Hey do you vape?....”
“You don’t have to be a dick about it....”
“Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.”
“I just shit myself.”
“I’M A GIRAFFE!!”
“You’re not my dad!”
“Who put this dick on my thing?”
“There’s a fucking rabbit, running in circles in front of my car.”
“I AM AN INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN!”
“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”
Stupid Vine Starters
"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart, cause they're not gay" "Adapting the mentality of mind over matter would insinuate that with the right amount of confidence, I have just enough skill to steal your bitch" " 'Oh you don't have to wear makeup', well yeah I also don't have to wipe my ass, but it is, like, you know, a preference of mine." "I wish you a lifetime of constipation. Good Luck." "If you're ever feeling down just remember tomorrow is another day, and it will probably be just as bad, if not worse" "I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD" "Kinkshaming IS my kink" "I'm in me mum's car" "That's the kinda stuff that really butters my eggroll" "This just in, the only certainty of life. Is death" *Strums elevator style melody on guitar* "Lookit. It's frickin bats. I love Halloween." "I think Godzilla is a beautiful man. I don't care that he's so big, I wanna take him to Red Robin."
"This is why Dad doesn’t FUCKING love you !" And him by proxy.
vine sentence starters
In any other circumstance, such a statement said soaking with rage would probably hurt his feelings a little bit. Mostly just because it's coming from is counterpart here. But because he's the reason for said words, having shaved his counterparts back fur to say 'kick me' while he was asleep, all he can do is fall over and laugh at his reaction.
"OoohoohAhaHHhuhuhhhahah!! Y-You're just mad 'cause it's hilarious! Hah!" He kicks his legs and rolls around, fist pounding the ground in amusement. God he was hilarious!
‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ -- raven for vanya
@passiondreamt | Vine Starters | always accepting
“Yes. Every day, all the days. Every single one.” There was hardly a beat before Vanya’s response. After a long pause between them, the musician reached back into her bag of cheese-nips, crunching to fill the silence.
‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’
@thcheart | Vine Starters | always accepting
“Oh my god leaf..leaf me alone!” Octavia whined and weakly slapped Bellamy’s shoulder. He had a habit of imitating her whenever she was drunk or halfway to anyway. Their friends all found it hilarious but sometimes his sister would get especially pouty by his antics. She reached for her bottle and missed her mouth the first time- probably a sign she should take it easy the rest of the night. “Let me tell my story you jerk!” The same story that was taking her waaaay too long to tell. Hey, at least she wasn’t crying this time.