#viola jokes

[violasarekooltoo]

Omg update guys Puccini is slay

[photoblogdujour]

Blue Viola.

Q: Why don't Violas play hide and seek? A: Because no one would look for them.

Q: What's the difference between a Viola and a Pizza? A: A Pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between a Viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why are Viola jokes so short? A: So Pansies can remember them.

Q: How is a Viola different from an Onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a Viola.

[cellorondo]

looks like I missed National Viola Day back on Jan 30th.

…someone counted down the days and gave me a cue, but I still missed it.

[fiddler-sticks]

The running gag of the episode

[ritterum]

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

The viola holds more beer.

You can tune the violin.

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses? They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.

What's the most popular recording of the William Walton viola concerto? Music Minus One

Was sind die drei Lagen auf der Bratsche? Erste Lage, Notlage, und Niederlage.

ah the classics

[ironedsocks]

Why playing viola is great

Music sounds spooky

Secret allies with bassists

Really understanding viola jokes

You don’t have to be nervous in shows because you know that no one is listening

Easy music

Violas are bigger then violins so we can beat them to death quicker

No one steals our instruments

Much chiller

We always sit in the back so there’s much more shenanigans

[goodgrammaritan]

You didn't get the best gigs if you were a murderer. You probably had to play the viola.

Soul Music by Terry Pratchett

Oh my god Terry Pratchett in 1995 making a viola joke. Where's TwoSet Violin?!?

[heathenvegetable]

When the violas start complaining about all the viola jokes