So I'm an English teacher, and I recently got diagnosed with visual stress which tl:Dr turns out reading isn't supposed to hurt?? But I got these new glasses with green lenses that mean it doesn't hurt to read. I'd now like to share the reactions of my kids:
Several kids said they liked my sunglasses, and when told they were glasses said 'COOL, I like your glasses sir!'
A couple of my kids asked why I was wearing sunglasses, then asked why my glasses were green, THEN asked how green helps. This was all within a minute.
One of my classes got excited that I now matched with a student who has blue glasses for dyslexia, which was honestly cute
One kid, in response to me joking that reading isn't supposed to hurt, said 'IT ISNT??' and is now contemplating whether he needs to get his eyes checked
Several kids asked if everything was green to me now, to which I said yes but I can just take my glasses off or tilt them down. This was hilarious to them (who knows why)
Several kids also said that my coolness factor has been amplified by the glasses (this is the same group who said I am the coolest teacher and give off cool uncle vibes. They are fantastic).
Not a single kid made any inappropriate comments. Not one.