#void yap

[nb-toad14]

So we've all know about hallucination!Jason and Dick suffering because he's seeing Jaybin even though Jason's dead, right?

Hear me out: Bruce, Dick, Jason, and Tim all have their own hallucination!Jaybin.

Same kid but different purposes.

Bruce's Jaybin is there for comfort.

Dick's Jaybin is there to guilt him.

Jason's Jaybin is there to remind him of his roots.

Tim's Jaybin is there to help him.

But because they all hallucinate Jaybin, it creates hysteria between them and they all see the same Jaybin (who acts differently with each of them).

Damian thinks they're all going insane.

Only Dick actively acknowledges that Jaybin is a hallucination.

Do you see the vision?

[nb-toad14]

So, I had a thought, right?

I'm a Batman fan so a lot of batfam ends up on my dash and I recently saw some reverse Robin AU art.

Yk, Dick & Dami and Jason & Tim.

Which is fine, of course.

Those are the most focused on Robins and there's four of them so that makes it an even split and there's nothing weird going on to try and make it make sense.

But that means Steph gets left out.

Which, again, kind of makes sense.

However I think it's so much funnier if you add Steph to reverse Robin AU's.

Like, yes, Dick and Dami still swap places.

But now Jason and Steph are swapping places.

Now...

There are five Robin's, so what about Tim?

That's the funniest part (in my opinion).

Tim stays right where he is.

Nothing changes.

Except that people in his life swap spots.

With Damian and Dick taking each other's roles and Jason and Steph taking each others roles.

[nb-toad14]

DC writers are cowards.

Don't get me wrong, I like DC comics and stuff as much as the next person, but the writers are cowards.

There's so many relationships they've fucked up because they were too scared to write it properly.

For example, Jason and Damian should be co-dependent.

After being brought out of the pit, Jason was put in charge of teaching and caring for Damian while Damian was told to keep Jason calm.

They shouldn't be able to do shit without each other.

As much as I love Red Hood, he shouldn't exist without Damian being there to keep him from going insane.

Damian should be like an ESA for Jason.

And Damian doesn't know anything outside the compound, so he would've needed Jason to continue being his teacher and caretaker after leaving the compound.

Jason should have been like a trusted figure to Damian. (Which would have meant a lot because Damian definitely has serious trust issues)

Another example, Dick is canonically a system.

They could have explored that.

Dick Grayson and Red X fighting for front.

Dick waking up with blood on his hands and panicking.

They had Dick hallucinate Jaybin for years, but didn't explore Dick being a system?

What the fuck

There's so much they could have done and/or could do, but they're cowards.

Anyway, I just had to yap about it for a sec

[nb-toad14]

I feel like this is a hot take, but I liked when ship names were fucked up mixes of character names. Like Klance or Kiribaku. It made it easier to recognize which characters were being shipped and you got some really stupid names. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the dynamic ship names. Like funnybunny or abstragedy. Those are cute. But Jomni/Pax or Gooble are stupid and funny.

[tashiery]

lately I have had less resentment for some people who treated me poorly and have felt like I could be there if any of them ever needed someone, but its unfortunate that I dont think I can really healthily communicate that to them. at least for the 2 I have in mind: one I've offered to talk things out to a billion times but I just get no response, so I think its pointless to continue. the second, I just think might not like me, which is fine, but sometimes I wish I could at least shoot out an explanation for myself and my behaviors in past

there's probably others but those 2 have been on my mind

absolutely not he who shall not be named though!

also I guess Tumblr is just my void yap space now