#vsmp quotes

[poppitron360]

Vsmp has infected my brain so much I was doing my makeup yesterday for an event and I was messing everything up and getting really wound up and I just out of nowhere whispered “I was never going to be a graceful thing” to myself. And you know what it WORKED.

[em-allay]

Owen: She was basically saying that we’re completely unorganized and that it should be pretty easy

Scott: She’s not wrong, but it’s rude to say

Owen: Right? That’s what I thought.

[errantpolaris]

Owen: "You wear my patience thin, Avid."

Avid: 🤨 "I don't think I can wear patience. I'm wearing pants."

Owen: *stares aggressively in silence he craves to fill with Avid's screaming*

[raynilikescats]

"But I wanted to be content in the quiet.... with him."

OWEN YOU SICKEN ME /aff

[garlicbreadcake]

V!Sausage: "on all levels except physical, i am a vampire. "

*defining silence*

"hiss."

[raynilikescats]

"To be fair, I can't imagine people would sell it while the previous owner is still asleep in the basement"

SCOTT 😭

[raynilikescats]

"Well the fish bite better at night!"

"SO DO THE UNDEAD!"

"Oh. That's true."

[raynilikescats]

"I knew vampires were real!! 🥰"

"Just wait until you can't see the light of day, and everyone you love dies and turns to ash."

way to kill the mood owen