Oct 24, 2023
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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
@chimchams replied to your post “Matthew 10:29-31(NIV) "Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet...”
anon PLEASE
i used up my Christianity free trial years ago i couldnt be arsed to keep up the subscription stop sending me emails
honestly, they are probably coming to save us from our unholy comments about namjoon
I don’t know about you but I sure as hell need it
Wait…was scoups shirtless…..
omg... I think the Drabble-Matic just wrote me really weird mildly smutty CS... I didn’t even put in any of the key words you would think necessary....
( kat2609 : I’m pretty sure I discovered this on your blog...)
The Cat Princess
Killian was walking through an old meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a malfeasant little cat lying under a tree.
Killian skipped over to see the dear thing and found that she was hurt! A compass had pierced her tiny little foot and she whimpered obnoxiously with the pain.
"My swollen little friend," Killian said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the compass, as absurdly as he could. The cat cried out and Killian's heart ached, like a seagul lost over the waters. "You'll be all right," Killian whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Emma and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Emma up in his arms, Killian carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Killian nursed Emma, cleaning her foot and feeding her Jolly Roger-brand cat chow.
On the eighth night, Emma climbed into bed with Killian. She burrowed under the covers and quietly teased Killian's nose. It made Killian giggle and he cuddled close to Emma, stroking her shoulder and singing quietly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Killian hurried home so he could curl up with Emma. It gave him a harsh feeling whenever Emma teased his nose.
Then one night, Emma looked up at Killian and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gleaming princess."
Killian screamed dramatically, he was so surprised. How could a cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Emma said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Killian said and kissed Emma on her shoulder. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gleaming princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Emma," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Killian said.
"See?" Emma said and showed Killian the scar from the compass on her foot. Then she kissed Killian and they tumbled onto a beach and did a lot of very rough things, some of them involving a gleaming ship.
"I love you," Emma said when they were done. Killian clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Emma had stashed away.
And if Emma didn't know about Killian's visits to the cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
INSTEAD OF 'PERISTALTIC' I JUST SAID 'PERESTROIKA' WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DAMAGE
i sometimes imagine kai and tyson raising kids together and woah... raising a poke egg together is 100000 times worse haha i hope they never drop it
it's FINE kai raised an egg before. and i mean. only ONE of his pokemon ever died!!!