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>come into a restaurant less than an hour before they close

>order yourselves crab legs and margaritas

>place shells from crab legs directly on table even though you were provided with an extra plate

>tip less than 10%

The entire time I’m at work, all I’m thinking is

We got a new vacuum cleaner at work.

All the waitresses are like

Everyone else is like

Someone asks “How are you?” and you’re thinking

When the seating pattern gets severely messed up

When the restaurant is full so you tell a customer they have to wait to be seated & they say they are never coming back

When you ask your table if they need another minute to order and they just look at you like

So you’re just standing there like

And then when they FINALLY answer you, you’re thinking

Be Our Guest

Be...our...guest

Be our guest, I'll punch your kid if he makes a mess!

#waitress confessions