Burr: It must be hard not being able to laugh
Washington: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Burr: I’ve never heard you laugh.
Washington: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
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Burr: It must be hard not being able to laugh
Washington: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Burr: I’ve never heard you laugh.
Washington: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
George Washington is a DILF
George Washington is a DILF
GEORGE WASHINGTON IS A DILF!!!
Well Washingdaddy anons I referred to Jefferson as TJeffs and did call Washington Washingdaddy.
The teacher sat me down with the counselor and they asked why I saw the first president as my father... I just lied through my teeth and said it was cause my father left us when I was young(I'm a sperm donor baby with two mums). They gave me some lollies and told me to finish up the day.
I passed the test.
I'm fucking wheezing. "Why do you see the first president as your father?" Honestly my dumbass would say "No, not my father, my daddy. There is a distinct difference that I do not expect you to know." Then I would have left and regretted all my life choices.
You made the best move there, anon
“Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens were gay for each other”.
The crowd boos.
In the fourth row stands Laurens’ ghost “They’re right”.
It is confirmed king george would fuck Washington
Is that really news, though? ;)
Hamilton: cALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME
Washington:
Hamilton:
Washington: ...and?
Hamilton: and I'll have to start calling you daddy
Washington in a mesh tank top and leather pants
I had no idea I needed this until this very moment and now my mouth is watering and it won't stop. Fuck.
We love an Alex though, especially with our resident Daddy Dom Washington
Fuuuuuuck yes, 100%. I feel like George’s true Dom self only really comes out with Alex because he knows he can fully let loose. Alex needs him to be rough with him, because that’s what he craves. George craves the ability to just let go, and since Alex has a tolerance for pain... Well...