#wayleskavale

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Jerome and Jeremiah violently arguing over who is the REAL Joker while Bruce just sits there tied to a chair and gagged so he doesn't try to mediate the situation is my new favourite thing

[accursedvoid]

Star Wars au where jedi!Bruce constantly has run ins with the Sith!Valeska twins and gets increasingly flustered as duels go on because the two won’t stop flirting with him, worse they use all variations of my Dear/Darlin’/Darling etc and damnit when they talked about the dangers of being seduced to the dark side he didn’t think they meant it quite so literal

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Bruce with Alfred:

Bruce with Selina:

Bruce with the twins:

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Jim: Bruce, you'll be working with Jerome and Jeremiah.

Bruce: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

The entire GCPD: *blank stares*

Bruce: ...Of people on a team.

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Bruce: You have to apologize to Jeremiah!

Jerome: Fine

Jerome: Unfuck you, or whatever!

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Bad guy: *does some sick ninja moves in order to intimidate his opponents*

Jeremiah: *shoots him dead*

Jerome, mumbling: Well that's no fun.

Jeremiah: We're in a hurry.

Bruce, shouting: Who gave you a GUN?!

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Eldritch horror Valeska twins showing a clear understanding of the moral complexity of cannibalism while force feeding their (mostly) human boyfriend chunks of their flesh is still peak comedy to me

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Me, seeing these tags are lacking in memes recently: