OH MY GOD U GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We've been searching all this time for a family member that can take SAM'S SIDE on his nutrition woes.
We noted that John and Mary like licorice, so Sam's odd man out there, and even Eileen loves burgers and bacon... And ofc Jack loves sweets and meat too, and we noted that Cas is definitely not the nutrition dad.
Then we thought that maybe just MAYBE the off-putting Henry W might be Team Healthy (TM), but then we noticed that he ordered a burger too...
WELL.
NEVER FEAR
One of Sam's in-laws
Well:
✨ "You know that stuff will kill you." ✨
Michael is always in the push-pull of INDULGING Adam... and JUDGING him, so he's like.
Half on Sam's side. Sam's side in theory. (Probably not in practice.) Or maybe in practice for other people (just not Adam).









