South of the river

The name's Lopori, 30-something bonobo therian from the UK. Eclectic everything blog. Occasional PotA and avatar fangirling. Adult topics likely, follow at your own peril.

[goddamnitlopori]

I forgot to pierce the fish in butter sauce bags before microwaving them so they exploded. Fishy scented buttery sauce splatted all over the microwave. Me and my mr bean life

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[oleksiignievyshev]

I’ve finally finished my painting “Belongs to the Wild.”

In total, I worked on it for about three months and invested more than 200 hours into this piece. During the last two weeks, I completely reworked large parts of the painting to bring it closer to my original vision.

[bellafleurz]

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

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[peachesmendes-deactivated201903]

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

[goddamnitlopori]

I got magnets. Made from the finest 100% pure genuine xenonite by Eridian artisans 😉

[raggedypina]

i DIDN'T posted this one here??!?! DAAAAAAAMN

[goddamnitlopori]

Hey lopori. I'm kind of an anon admirer of ur blog and I often wonder why I'm so drawn to it. Perhaps its because you have been so vocal about the instinct side of therianthropy, the ones that kind of make me say 'oh gods, I truly am an animal." For me particularly has been the partnering side of life, I've realized perhaps I've been drawn to you because of ur bravery to write entire essays on how being a bonobo greatly influences you. So for that I thank you.

Thankyou for the lovely ask, it's always nice to know that my ramblings are understandable.

I haven't written much on the topic for a while, I feel like I've covered everything. So I've forgotten what some of my old essays and posts even say which makes me nervous when I find out they're still being read and taken in lol. Still, thanks for the encouraging words <3

[autisticlittleguy]

So Rocky has a bunch of permanent carvings along his carapace like family crest, rulers and protractors, marriage symbol, etc. I assume thats normal for Eridians, but the possibility that it's socially equivalent to getting full body tattoos for humans is funny. Imagine seeing this super inked out dude, but you look closer and its just a bunch of tattoos like.

"I LOVE MY HUSBAND," "FAMILY MAN," "ENGINEERING4LYFE."

[goddamnitlopori]

As mildly interesting as the plot of Disclosure Day looks, I could never and would never willingly sit in the cinema to hear characters make that horrible clicking noise. The trailer make me want to rip my ears off when that woman goes CHG GGHC GCCHGG GHCHKK

[beautyofattolia]

[stardustfanfare-archived]

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

[ssopimir]

oh okay

[unclefather]

*touches the dirt* something happened here

[goddamnitlopori]

Rocky has a brand new laptop all to himself but his planet is as hot as an oven that laptop isn't lasting 2 minutes the second he takes it onboard his ship 😔

[thisusernameisunique]

He puts it in a xenonite box with controls

[goddamnitlopori]

That would make sense. Is that mentioned in the book or is that an idea you've had? I've only read it once so small details might have been missed.

[thisusernameisunique]

It was in the book.... chapter 25.

Rocky calls it a "thinking machine life support system"