Fake-Date Me - G.W.
sum - When George Weasley asked you to fake-date him to get the girl he likes jealous, you find yourself slowly falling in love as he sets his eyes on someone that isn't you.
word count - 4.2k
content - light cursing, fake-dating, angst, fluff, (sorta) bookstore trope, best friends to lovers, she fell first, he fell harder
note - ugh this fic was so fun to write, and I felt myself falling in love with this man all over again. To all the george girlies out there, I hope you like this! - ccw
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"Oi, (Name)!"
Your head snapped up, your neck muscles complaining as you swivelled it, and spotted George, grinning mischievously by the doorway.
"Whatever it is that you're planning, it's a no," you sigh, looking back down at your Charms essay.
"Just hear me out," George wheedled, draping his long arms over your shoulders and looking at you upside-down, his face inches from yours. Your breath unwillingly hitched, and your face warmed as you rolled your eyes and playfully blew at his.
George made a whining sound. "Hey! Those are my eyes," and you responded in turn by blowing them again. The Weasley sighed, getting out of your face and sitting across from you. If there was any indication that he noticed your flushing cheeks, he didn't acknowledge it. Instead, he looked at you seriously, his hands clasped.
"Look, there's a girl I like," George admits, his shoulders dropping. Your eyes widen. You did not expect this. "She's... I don't know, she doesn't really notice me, if I'm being honest and I don't know how to get her to."
You blinked. "Who wouldn't notice you? You and Fred have gotta be the loudest, most obnoxious-"
"Okay shut up," George deadpans, and you smirk as he rubs his neck nervously. "Look, I'll just go straight to the point. I need to make her jealous."
"Okay, and?"
"And I need your help." George gives a miniscule shrug, looking sheepish yet cheeky at the same time. How he does it, you have no idea. "Fake-date me."
"Wait," you paused, your hand in the air, homework forgotten as you frowned. "You want me to help you by fake-dating you?"
"Uhm... yes?" George said, watching as your eyes bulged slightly for a moment. And then you burst out laughing. "What?" he asked, looking at you weird as you cackled.
You paused, wiping a tear from your eye. "Wait- you're serious?"
"Yeah..."
"Georgie, it's never going to work."
George squinted, tilting his fingers to form a frame around your head. "By my calculations... I think it could." he smiled brightly. "C'mon, (name), we'll never know until we try. What is there to lose?"
"My dignity, for one." You throw back. "Plus, there's nothing in it for me."
"I'll buy you that book you've been eyeing."
You paused at that, mulling it over for a moment as you stared at George, who grinned at you like he already knew you'd agree.
"Oh, fine, you git. It's a deal."
You shook on it.
—
The next morning, you were surprised to see George standing by the staircase. You lazily combed through your hair, barely containing a yawn. "Oh, hello."
"G'morning. Did you sleep well, darling?" George greeted smoothly, a charming smile on his freckly face. You froze.
Oh right.
You quickly composed yourself, smiling back at him. "It was nice. Missed you in my bed, though."
This time, it was George's eyes who widened, and you smiled cheekily up at him. He'd almost forgotten why you've been his greatest rival — and best friend — for almost 4 years now. And he couldn't just let you have the upper hand, could he?
"Well," he drawled, slipping his hand on your waist as you walked towards the door. "I'll be sure to warm that side of the bed soon enough." He grinned smugly at the flush that adorned your face and the people gawking as the two of you neared the door.
"By the way," you hummed, tiptoeing to whisper in his ear with a sly smile. "You still haven't told me who the girl is."
George's ears turned a dark shade of red, and he nudged you. "I'll tell you later. She's here." he muttered. He briefly glanced at his right.
Oh, Katie! Your eyes lit up in understanding, and a wide smile spread on your face as you tightened your grip on George's arm. "Then by all means, darling, let's go have breakfast."
And the two of you left the room.
"What the fuck just happened?" Ron spluttered.
—
Fake-dating George was a cinch. You two were already very close before you decided to do this anyway, so all you had to do was sprinkle in some sweet words, throw back sugary, teasing compliments when George flirted with you, and occasionally lean yourself against him, topped with either a sly smile or a light laugh. It was also so easy, in fact, that you could've gone like this for ages.
Well until he tried to kiss you, that is.
"Uhm, George, what are you doing?" you'd whispered that night, leaning back as your best friend slowly leaned into you. You took a step back, flustered.
"I'm trying to kiss you," he hissed, opening one eye, and continued with his approach. You cringed, stepping back a little, and did the worst possible thing you could do.
You bolted.
And now, as you stared up onto the ceiling, the lights turned off and your roommates snoring, you turned around, buried your face into your pillow, and quietly screamed.
Why? Why did I run? You despaired, closing your eyes tightly in embarrassment. You could still remember George's stunned face right before you closed the door, Katie's curious face by the back of the room.
Tomorrow's going to suck.
—
Breakfast was strange.
You sat down that morning, staring at the piece of toast in your hand as your friends chattered away beside you. You couldn't stop your thoughts from racing, George Weasley being the center of that mental cyclone. No understanding came to you whatsoever, as you took a tentative bite out of the bread, about why in the world George would try to kiss you when you haven't even talked about that certain part of the plan yet, and worse — why you ran.
But, you supposed as you nibbled on the edge, maybe some part of you was scared that it'd become more real, silly as it sounded. After all, George had eyes for Katie, and you had eyes on that book in Flourish and Blotts.
You were so deep in thought that you hadn't even realized George taking a seat by your side. You froze, unsure of what to do or say. Luckily, he took the lead.
"Sleep well?" he said, as if absolutely nothing out of the ordinary had happened the other night.
You swallowed, deciding that playing along was best. All you had to do was wait for Katie to notice him, and you could both go back to your normal selves. "Could do with a little bit less of the cold, but yes."
George hummed, stealing the last bit of toast from you with a playful grin. You shot him a half-hearted glare. "Wanna claim my offer? I could keep you warm, you know."
And strangely, uninvited, your breath caught in your throat. "Soon, Weasley," you replied breezily, but you weren't exactly sure if he had caught the way you blinked for a stunned moment and replied half a beat later.
If there was any indication that he did, he didn't show it, merely throwing you a grin and continuing on with eating his breakfast. You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding.
What in the world is happening to me?
—
You started to notice more things about George. Small things that you never really saw, even if he always seems like an open book. For one, he likes the strawberry jam on his toast instead of the blueberry. He dots his parchments with black ink whenever he's distracted during class. His right dimple always lights up before his left. He loves to play with whatever is in his hands, whether it was a pen, a quill, a new product of theirs, your fingers. When you slip your hand into his, your fingers twining together, he'd pull on them, massaging the knuckles with confident pulls and gentle pushes.
Today was a sunny day. You and the rest of the school were sitting on the Quidditch stands, spectating the Ravenclaw vs Hufflepuff match, which was currently at 140-130. You bundled up further; it was really quite cold as Christmas was approaching slowly.
Beside you sat George, who begged you to stay with him instead of your friends, and you begrudgingly agreed, rolling your eyes and telling yourself that it was all for the act, because it is. You shivered, your breath coming out in a small puff of air, and you briefly wondered if there was a chance snow would start to fall today.
Then, without a word, George shrugged off his coat, leaving him in only a light sweater, and gently draped it on you.
You flushed as he shot you a smile, turning back to the game without so much of a word. Dazed, you did the same, trying not to think too much about your heart beating faster, and how the coat smelled slightly of him.
You failed, however, to catch the small, soft smile creeping onto George's face as you burrowed almost instinctively into the leather of his coat.
—
Things began to change, and you noticed this. Less and less would George glance at Katie whenever she entered a room, instead continuing on with whatever conversation the two of you were having with each other. That charming smile on his face would appear more often as you joined him to walk to class, his hand automatically clasping yours as you strode along the hallway.
Your fingers just felt so- so natural whenever they lock with his, and you loved the way his thumb rubbed over your knuckles — a habit of his, you assumed.
And then one day, you realized something had changed.
Mornings, all you thought about was George. What you would do today, what he would say to make you 'blush', what you'd retort back that would make that beautiful smile of his adorn him. How he'd run the pad of his thumb gently across your knuckles, absentmindedly tracing comforting circles on your palm whenever you sighed on a particularly hard assignment. You sucked in a breath, almost giddy from excitement, and for some reason, you found yourself paying more attention to the outfit you were going to wear that day
And then you rushed down the stairs, a silly smile trying to break through your quivering lips. You burst out of the common room, ran up to George with a huge grin, and threw yourself at him in a hug.
A small, surprised puff of air escaped him as your bodies collided on impact. But you didn't really care. Well, that is until you realized just what exactly you were doing and froze.
You scrambled off him, beet red in embarrassment, and cleared your throat. "Georgie."
George smiled down at you, his eyes twinkling. "Sweetheart." he greeted back teasingly, watching as you flushed a deeper red.
"Oh, shut it, you." you smacked his chest lightly, already reaching for his hand. Ah, well, what an embarrassing blunder but you supposed that your plan would be just to play it off for the rest of the day. Simple, right?
—
The plan went to trash.
And now you were here, sitting beside George, feeling sick to your stomach as a girl strut over to him with a smirk, and threw him a sultry smile. "Hey, George," she greeted, her voice sweet and smooth.
She continued to flirt as your hand loosened from George's grip. She continued as your breath stuttered slightly. She continued as your jaw clenched mid-chew. And she continued as your shoulders slumped, as you slowly stood up, excused yourself, and left for your room.
The girl, oblivious, continued to flirt as George shot your retreating figure a dismayed frown.
—
Lying down on the bed, staring at the ceiling, you decided something.
"I'm ending it," you whispered.
As painful, as strange as it sounded when it was never even real, tears pricked the edges of your eyes. You were falling rapidly in love with George Weasley, and he was slowly breaking your heart in the process, you knew it. You weren't stupid.
And frankly, you didn't want that, at all. So you'd just avoid it. Perfectly simple. All you have to do is say a few parting words, shoot him a pained smile and a final hug, and distance yourself as he pursues Katie who'd been recently throwing him not-so-subtle glances anyway.
Yet, thinking of it brought a dull ache to your heart. You swallowed hard, hugging your pillow to your chest, and sighing through your nose. Oh, how you were going to miss him! Miss his charming smiles, his mischievous smirks, his hand massages. How his eyes light up seconds before he'd burst out laughing. How his dimple would slightly peek out when he found something amusing. How he'd grin at you, laying a gentle, respectful arm around your shoulder as you walked through the hallways, uttering, "Mclaggen looking particularly like an ogre today." Your laughter bubbling out of you as he shot you a secret glance, all melty eyes and soft smiles.
But you could do it, couldn't you? You had to. For both of your sakes.
—
"Hey, George?"
He hummed, "Yes, love?"
Your heart skipped a beat at that nickname, and you looked away, clearing your throat. You wanted desperately to play along, but your mind could not agree with your heart. Taking a deep breath, you opened your mouth.
"I think we should end this."
George froze in his steps. His eyebrows furrowed as he slowly turned to you, confusion evident in his eyes. "What?" he breathed, as if scared that talking any louder would further scare you away.
You gulped, looking anywhere but him. "I don't know, George. Don't you think that this has gone long enough? I mean, Katie's obviously interested in you now, and that was the whole reason for the plan, wasn't it? You got what you wanted, so I don't see the point in continuing this further." your hands squeezed your robes, nervous, and you silently begged Merlin to take it easy on you.
And then George looked at you. Really looked. He pursed his lips, wetting them lightly with the tip of his tongue. A small furrow appeared between his eyebrows, and he opened his mouth, only to close it again. Disappointment washed over his face, if only for a moment, and you were hesitant to believe that you weren't just imagining it.
A quiet, "okay," was all he said. "okay," and then he was off on his way to class with a smile at you, seemingly normal.
And then that was it. No more 'you and George'. Now it was just George, and just you.
Sadness spread across your chest, your lips turning down at the corners as you continued to walk to class.
I guess that's it, then.
—
One week later, you heard a tapping on your window.
"Pigwidgeon?" You whispered, incredulous. You recognized the small, brown, tawny owl as the twins used to send him countless times to send you letters during summer, and also because of the prominent spot right next to his eye, which you'd always found uniquely pretty. Pigwidgeon cooed at you as you gently stroked her head, taking the letter from her beak and opening it.
Dear (name),
Don't think I've forgotten to give you that book. I still owe you, love.
Meet me in Flourish and Blotts at 5 noon. I've got the fat, gold galleons here for my one and only best mate and her big, bookish dreams.
George
Uninvited, a smile crept on your face. You sighed, your gaze staying on the word 'love' longer than necessary. It was so much like George to send you a letter when he could just talk to you, really, that you played along and hastily wrote one back.
Dear George,
Thank you, you redheaded dimwit. I'll be expecting those round, golden coins. See you later.
(Name)
—
George was already at Flourish and Blotts when you got there. At first, he didn't see you, occupied with peering at a book in his hands. For a moment, you allowed yourself to stare at him, to imagine that this man — with those soft, honey eyes, the smile that wasn't quite a smile, the freckles that gently dotted his charming features — was yours.
You shook your head lightly, stamping down the light, fluttery feeling in your heart, and entered the shop. "Hey," you greeted softly as the wind chimes tinkled.
George startled turning to look at you. Up close, he was even more beautiful than you could ever imagine. "Hi," he breathes, a smile spreading on his lips.
You twiddled your fingers behind your back, awkwardly grinning. "So, um, letter-writing, huh?"
George rubbed his neck, chuckling. "Dunno. Remembered once you said you liked it when people send letters. Claimed it was more romantic."
You blinked, the fluttery feeling growing. "Didn't realize you were paying attention," you uttered quietly. In response, George gave a tiny shrug, that shy smile still on his face.
You reached out to touch the books in the shelf, smiling gently at the feeling of the rounded and solid spines. Taking a deep breath, you sighed, closing your eyes. "I love the smell of books." You continued to walk further down the aisle, gazing at the art and the crisp pages, humming every so often when you read the back cover's summary of a few books.
What you didn't realize, however, is while you admired the books, George was admiring you.
A few moments later, you gasped. "Found it!" You pulled out a thick book, lightly running your fingers over the cover in awe as you whispered, "Oh, I'm actually holding it, aren't I?" in disbelief.
"Yeah," George chuckled softly. "You are."
"I've been wanting to read this forever," you squealed quietly, hugging the book to your chest as you spun in a small circle. George almost died right there and then, forcing himself to keep up his composure. He cleared his throat, suppressing a huge grin, and took the book from you. The two of you walked towards the bookseller, George's heart racing, and you light on your steps.
"Thanks, George," you quietly mumbled, as the two of you walked back to Hogwarts after paying. He shrugged again, giving a small hum of acknowledgement.
"We had a deal," he says, shooting you a glance and looking quickly away.
You let yourself soak in the moment for a minute. Snow fell around the two of you, adorning George's hair with little specks of white, and faintly, you could hear cheerful carols playing in the distance. Laughter from students, children, and families alike echoed around Diagon Alley, and Christmas ornaments twinkled brightly at every corner, winking at the passersby. A thought briefly flitted through your mind.
Perhaps, in another life, this could've been a date.
—
After the bookshop, things only got harder.
You had a hard time looking at George in the eyes now, and even as his best friend, your relationship just wasn't the same anymore. Jokes sounded forced to your ears now and smiles awkward. When once you'd be content with staying with George for hours on end, doing nothing but staying in each other's company, now you could barely stay five minutes alone with him for fear of doing something stupid, or bursting into tears.
And it hurt. It hurt not to be with him. It hurt to see him talk with Katie with that smile of his. It hurt to think of the times when he called you 'love'. It hurt because he agreed to end it so quickly that you knew it really meant nothing to him in the end.
You felt so silly, too. Crying over a guy at night, who probably didn't even think about you as much as you did him, who was probably daydreaming about her now while silent tears and muffled sniffles were covered by your pillow.
You didn't know that, at this very moment, George's fingers were twitching, crossing and uncrossing over and over again in hope, as his mind filled with nothing but your radiant smile.
He missed those smiles; he missed the times when they were aimed towards him. Katie had nothing on him now, honestly, and he wasn't sure when exactly he realized — probably midway through the whole 'plan' — that all along, it was never the chaser but you.
He smiled sadly to himself, lovesick and lovestruck, as he remembered how your lips felt on his cheek, and decided subconsciously to himself that he would continue to wait for you no matter how long it would take.
—
End-of-year exams occupied you lots before you were able to start on the book. The moment you finished the last test — history of magic, which you knew you probably passed — you collapsed on your bed, reached across your bedside table, and opened the book.
“Candice was never one who believed in romance... until she met a man who changed her life, who saw her like she hung the moon and the stars for him. And if only Candice had told him earlier that she wanted to give it a chance, he wouldn't have given up and found another woman.”
Closing the book gently, four hours later, you wiped your tears.
Ridiculous. It was ridiculous that you were crying this much over a book, and yet. Something struck true in the story, a bell chiming lightly in your head like when you'd opened the door to Flourish and Blotts. You bit your lip, sniffling softly. Nothing ever rang truer than the thought that currently reigned over your head.
Candice was you. The man was George. And if you didn't do or say anything, try and give it a chance, you would lose him and inevitably end up in the tragic lovers' story.
Heart pounding in your ears, you stood up. As if in a trance, you burst out of your room, running down the staircase leading from the girls' dorms, your hair flying, and rushing to the one place you knew George would be.
Breathless, you slammed the door open to the Astronomy Tower.
And there he was. Standing by the edge, watching the view of the courtyard quietly while snow fell overhead in a brilliant shower of fluffy white.
"George," you whispered.
He turned to you, shock and confusion painting his features. "(Name)? You okay?"
"Yes!" you breathlessly said, walking wobbly over to where he was standing. He looked down at you, amusement and fondness twinkling in his eyes, and at that very moment you wanted very much to leap up and kiss him senseless.
"George," you repeated.
"Yes, love?" he said, the shy smile and his right dimple back on his face.
You crossed your fingers behind your back, George doing the same unbeknownst to you. You took a deep breath. This is it.
"I just wanted to say that uhm... I'm kinda in love with you. And that maybe I wanna give this a chance, if you'd give me a chance, if- if it's not too late. I hope it's not too late. Is it? You don't have to answer that. Just wanted to let you know. Uhm, that's all, goodbye!"
You turned on your heel, your heart beating out of your chest. But before you could run off from sheer embarrassment — why did you have to ramble like that? — George gently held your arm and pulled you to his chest. Your breath caught in your throat.
He hummed, smiling down at you. "‘That's all’, huh?" he teased, his breath tickling your face, his lips just inches away from you.
"Well, I kinda also really, really wanna kiss you. But yeah that's it." You whispered, looking up at him. Your heart fluttered as his smile slowly widened.
"It's not too late," he whispered, and then his mouth was on yours. Embarrassingly, you let out a small squeak the moment they touched. Yet, it only took you a beat before you leaned into the kiss, your fingers curling on his coat and pulling him closer as his hands settled gently on your waist. It was soft and gentle and wonderful, and it felt like everything. Cheesy as it was, you did feel the fireworks shivering up your spine.
You never wanted it to end, but he pulled away first, to your disappointment.
"Merlin," you whispered, looking up at George, whose eyes were all melty again as he looked at you.
"Yeah, Merlin," he chuckled, and you eagerly leaned in to steal another small kiss.
"How long?" you whispered once you pulled away. "I thought, Katie..."
George shrugged, smiling bashfully, beautifully. "I guess, somewhere midway I decided that I've been chasing the wrong girl. And then I just waited, and it all paid off in the end."
You smiled softly and he lightly pecked your nose, grinning. "I'm kinda, really in love with you, too," he admits in a whisper.
Eyes closed, you smiled, your forehead resting against his. Thank you, Candice.
Maybe fake-dating George wasn't such a mistake after all.












