#weebqueen

[luckyclownliu1]

You might not think you're pretty or sexy at all, if you were a scroll I would hang on my wall. If you had a wish I would find every dragon ball, if you had a problem you could always give me a call. Your beauty out does any waifu in the world, you aren't someone that should be tossed or twirled. But I definitely think that you should be pearled, if someone gave you problems I find them in netherworld. Your lips are palm and your ass is fine, I would be lying if I didn't want to make you mine. But right now I'm not trying to cross that line, i'm just waiting to see you shine. But I'm not a man that would just leave you behind, neither am I a man that would build you a shrine. But I am someone that is willing to blow your mind, make you feel like you're going for the one piece in the ground line. You got the sex appeal of Miss Midnight, and I bet you have the smile I would outmatch Almight. You got curves like Fujiko and more under a pale moonlight, if you need a hero I am always willing to fight. I'm sorry you go through so much pain, like a parasite I would go insane. So many things might be on a brain, hope nothing too high octane. I hate that you feel so blue, truly don't know what to do. Know you wanna stay true and screw, hentai types of milk junkie stay new. You a true hottie and not quite a thottie, a million dollar body have niggas yelling gotty. I wish to take you on a Maserati all nice and tidy, dragon rocking until you call me daddy. If this was an isekai you will be the main chick, guys must be blind or may don't got that main dick. Yes I am being slick, but you got the moves like a british chick. 10 by 10 you mean 24/7, with your beauty alone you send dudes to heaven. You might have a lot of depression, but your hotness level is over 9011. Maybe or crazy you need a real date, if this was a real game when it comes to you I'd get checkmate. #animepoem #otakulife #otaku #waifu4laifu #weebqueen https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ1bpecl4Zh/?igshid=18bo9n8pmuzj0

[luckyclownliu1]

You might not think you're pretty or sexy at all, if you were a scroll I would hang on my wall. If you had a wish I would find every dragon ball, if you had a problem you could always give me a call. Your beauty out does any waifu in the world, you aren't someone that should be tossed or twirled. But I definitely think that you should be pearled, if someone gave you problems I find them in netherworld. Your lips are palm and your ass is fine, I would be lying if I didn't want to make you mine. But right now I'm not trying to cross that line, i'm just waiting to see you shine. But I'm not a man that would just leave you behind, neither am I a man that would build you a shrine. But I am someone that is willing to blow your mind, make you feel like you're going for the one piece in the ground line. You got the sex appeal of Miss Midnight, and I bet you have the smile I would outmatch Almight. You got curves like Fujiko and more under a pale moonlight, if you need a hero I am always willing to fight. I'm sorry you go through so much pain, like a parasite I would go insane. So many things might be on a brain, hope nothing too high octane. I hate that you feel so blue, truly don't know what to do. Know you wanna stay true and screw, hentai types of milk junkie stay new. You a true hottie and not quite a thottie, a million dollar body have niggas yelling gotty. I wish to take you on a Maserati all nice and tidy, dragon rocking until you call me daddy. If this was an isekai you will be the main chick, guys must be blind or may don't got that main dick. Yes I am being slick, but you got the moves like a british chick. 10 by 10 you mean 24/7, with your beauty alone you send dudes to heaven. You might have a lot of depression, but your hotness level is over 9011. Maybe or crazy you need a real date, if this was a real game when it comes to you I'd get checkmate. #animepoem #otakulife #otaku #waifu4laifu #weebqueen https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ1bpecl4Zh/?igshid=18dlej7siod6i

[raiffunk-blog]

This little one politely waiting for her ramen. ♥( ´_ゝ`) #ramen #boo #kodama #prettywoman #weeb #weebqueen #pink #anime #animegirl

[jessiguess0910]

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Thanks for the suggestion! I’ll definitely have to check it out ^w^

[shinmadoka]

Weeb Tales Part V: The day Weebqueen invited herself to lunch at my place

Months ago, I told you some stories about a couple of weeaboos I got to know in high school. Allow me to continue this (awful) tradition and tell you the story about how the Queen of Weebs was (not) invited to lunch at my house.

When I was in high school  I lived pretty nearby, so I usually had lunch at home instead of eating at the food court or bringing food from home. One day, my friend asked me "hey, Mariana, can I have lunch at your place again today?" and I said "sure, dude.". This guy used to go to my house all the time and we got along pretty well.

The problem was Weebqueen heard us. And she immediately went "omg omg omg can i go too?!". We immediately knew it was going to be an awful experience, but we let her join us. It'd be too awkward not to. So, reluctantly, we invited that creature from anime hell into my house.

As soon as we arrived, I introduced her to my mom, who tried hard not to laugh. She knew the legend of the weebqueen, so she knew the chick was not exactly okay. She kinda bowed like an anime character and went "NICE TO MEET YOU MARI-CHAN'S MOM". We had roast beef for lunch that day. She immediately said "oh, I don't usually eat this kind of meat." My mom then asked "oh, are you a vegetarian?". She then said, dead serious. "No, quite the opposite. I am...kind of strange. I am sort of a carnivore, you see? I like to eat raw meat, since I enjoy the taste of blood a lot. Some people tell me I am scary.". She had this weird-ass smile, seemed so proud of herself. How could we possibly question her life choices?

We just cringed and ate in silence as she proceeded to tell the story about how she fell into the train tracks and was rescued by a hot guy who she ended up making out with for like the sixth time. There was also a new story that consisted on her telling us she has panic attacks whenever the song Faroeste Caboclo by Legião Urbana(a brazilian band.) because she almost died once in a car accident in which the car fell off a 20m cliff while the song was playing.(We asked her brother. No such thing ever happened, unsurprisingly.)

Then we just left for class. It was just oddly awkward and after I arrived from school my mom just told me she had no idea she was this weird. And told me not to bring her home again.

[shinmadoka]

Weeb Tales Part IV: The Karaoke Visual-Kei Weeb Birthday Party

Me and one of my close friends always celebrated our birthday together. Since hers was in October 5th and mine was October 10th, we’d organize a single party for all of us and invite all our friends. One year, we decided to rent a box in a karaoke box place because hey, why not? That’d be fun. Let’s all sing dumb pop songs all night long. We’d bring a cake, since we already had talked over with the place’s staff.  what could possibly go wrong? Weebqueen’s presence, of course. My friend found out Weebqueen’s birthday was October 8th. She was not a close friend of hers, having transferred schools before Weebqueen’s Awakening, so she didn’t know how insane she was, so she decided it could be cool if we shared the party with her as well. I was an idiot, and agreed. You might already expect it, but that was a horrible mistake. (This took place after she broke up with Weeblord btw) Weebqueen was the one who, upon being invited, asked if we could celebrate her birthday along with ours. My friend, Amanda, thought it was a cool idea. Sure, why not? The thing is, we would both bring our mutual friends, but also invite a few friends the other didn’t know. It’d be cool and we’d meet new people. We rented the 20 people box, and waited for the day. Weebqueen asked if she could invite some of her friends and we said “of course.” October 9th finally came. We had agreed to meet in the nearby subway station. When me and Amanda arrived, there was a terrifying sight there. Weebqueen was there. And so were about twenty or so creatures whose humanity was debatable. Sure, of course you could bring friends. But we had no idea she’d bring her entire ninja clan or witch coven or whatever the hell that was. Most of them were typical Visual Kei guys and girls, and there was also this goth girl who couldn’t possibly be older than 14, holding a bottle of vodka in her hands. There was this girl whose face was totally painted white with black lipstick, this guy with spiky green hair, and their clothes were the weirdest I had ever seen. Those guys could give Lady Gaga a run for her money any day. They were loud and clearly weebs. Not just mere weebs, no. They were not anime fans. They hated anime, it was “childish and dumb”. And according to them “the only good music in the world was metal and visual kei”. Those were VISUAL KEI WEEBS, even more terrifying than anime weebs. And those were apparently the same kind of EDGY SATANIST PAGAN WEEB Weebqueen was. I was terrified, of course, but Amanda was like “hey, they are probably pretty chill!”.  and the room obviously could not accomodate over 40 guests(Counting all the people, including the three friends I brought). So most people had to sit on the floor. The Visual Kei guys didn’t seem to mind. They were sitting in each other’s laps or in the floor. The problem was when they got a hold of the remote and the song listings. They decided to sing visual kei songs. The problem is nobody knew those and the entire point of a karaoke party was singing songs everyone could sing together. It would be ok if everyone took turns, but they HOGGED the karaoke system. They also brought alcoholic drinks(please keep in mind every single person in the room was a minor) and proceeded to get absolutely wasted. There was a couple making everyone uncomfortable by grinding onto each other. In the floor. While everyone else sang Dir En Grey songs offkey. Scary shit. Me, Amanda, and our friends ended up renting a separate room and leaving the Visual Kei weebs alone, and it ended up being pretty fun. That was the best decision we could make. We later heard they had to pay extra because they ripped out pages of the song listing books and disrupted everyone by screaming in the hallways.

[shinmadoka]

Weeaboo Tales Part III: Busted! The Nuns, the Principal, and Weebqueen's yaoi smut

It wasn't long until the library lady found it. She found it outrageous, and made sure the Principal, Sister Laura, saw it and seeked whoever was responsible. Obviously the poor old nun freaked out. A couple of minutes later, the Principal had arrived in Weebqueen's classroom, told the class she was responsible for an "inappropriate pornographic drawing" and demanded she came to her office right away. The teacher saw the drawing and gasped, according to my friend who was in Weebqueen's class. Weebqueen went pale but she stared at the principal in an "intimidating way". She told it was not her, and nobody had proof of it.(Note: Everyone knew it was her.) Unfortunately, there was proof. She had SIGNED the drawing as "{hername}-chan". There were only 3 girls with that name in the entire school, and two of them were in elementary school. Therefore, there was no way to deny it had been her. She cried, she screamed, and begged the principal not to tell anyone. The principal, though, after lecturing her for a long time, called her parents. I don't know exactly how her parents reacted, but I bet they were horribly ashamed of their daughter's behavior. Some say she was suspended for three days, and some say she just ditched class because she was too embarrassed. Since from my observation this girl had no shame whatsoever, she probably was suspended. When she came back, we found out she had been grounded by her parents. She was forbidden from using a computer, watching TV, reading manga, or anything related to otaku stuff. She was constantly bitching about how it was not fair and that the nuns were being homophobic and she was going to curse all of them. Because of her, everyone was forbidden from doing anything at the library except for reading the books from there. Nothing from outside could be brought inside the library anymore. Thus, everyone hated her, since most people played their DS there, drew, and did homework there...

[shinmadoka]

Weeaboo Tales Part II: Weeblord's Kawaii Kanojo-chan XD Desu