#weewooihavefoundyou

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Downloaded a fuckass glasses mod just so I could make Alastor in bg3 😭 this character creator is a little limited for my tastes and I'm too lazy to download hair mods or whatever. This is probably the best he's going to look. Go, my warlock Alastor! Eat the sword coast!

"That's supposed to be me?"

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You're 🫵 actin' 🎭 out ↪️ like 😘 you 🫵 want 😩 teacher's 🧑‍🏫 attention 🫡

Well, 🤷 I'm 🙋the☝️principal 🤴 of 💅 this 🙌 eternal ♾️ detention 👮

I 🙋hope 🕊️ you 🫵 had ⏸️ your 🫵 fun, 🥳 but, 🍑 son, 👦 it's 🖕 time ⌛ to ‼️ ring 🤙 the ☝️ bell, 🔔 ha, 😆 ding-ding 🔔

Sinnerman, 👿 you're 🫵 gettin' 😟 way 💨 too 🫣 big 🫄 for 4️⃣ your 🫵 screen 📺

Now 💁 I'm 🙋 here 🛬 to ‼️ drop 🫳 your 🫵 punishment, 😼 it's 🖕 gonna 💨 be 🐝 mean 😈

Just 🧑‍⚖️ in ⬅️ case 💼 y'all 👯 had ⏸️ forgotten 🤔 who's 🦉 the ☝️ motherfuckin' 🎅 king 👑 of 💅 Hell ❤️‍🔥

'Cause 🏋️ I'm 🙋 the ☝️ serpent, 🐍 I'm 🙋 the ☝️ flame 🔥

The ☝️ mortal 🧑 world 🗺️ is 🏝️ scared 😱 to ‼️ say 🗣️ my 🙋 name 📛

I 🙋 am 🤌 so 🪡 spooky, 👻 I'm 🙋 the ☝️ shit 💩

I 🙋 am 🤌 a 🅰️ living 🧬 aspect 🧏 of 💅 the ☝️ infinite ♾️

So, 🪡 scheme 💭 all ♾️ you 🫵 want, 🤤 Mr. TV-Head-Man 📺

I'm 🙋 nearly 🛬 a 🅰️ god, 🐶 who 🦉 are 🇷 you? 🫵

Just 🧑‍⚖️ a 🅰️ dead 💀 man 👨

I made this myself

"Is this what a stroke feels like?"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

playing a browser game where you change history and see what happens and I'm thinking about preventing the development of radio just to piss alastor off lol

"If you want to lose out on mass communication, and the eventual development of television, go right ahead. Can't have any of it without radio."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Because I'm bored, I'm assigning you all creatures from creatures of sonaria, which is a roblox game. But I'm only giving you guys creatures I already have because I ain't looking through all the creatures. Please note, these are not all to scale and creatures range in size from tiny (1) to huge (5) and humans are tiny, though there are size variations within each tier. It's hard to really show you how big each creature is without a side by side comparison with humans, though. If it helps, the official name of the game is

🦖 Creatures of Sonaria ✨ Survive Kaiju Animals

So yeah, these are all kaijus

For Lucifer, I grant you:

Xeleviprex (5), which is a giant flying snake

For Vox, I grant you:

Taurolystris (4), which is basically an electric trex

For Alastor, I grant you:

Nymphasuchus (3), which in its official description describs it as a crocodilian, but close enough.

For Niffty, I grant you:

Kriprik (2). Eugh.

For Charlie, I grant you:

An Alkaksu (1) :) they are described as being friendly and sociable and something about this pose its doing reminds me of you :)

For Vaggie, I grant you:

An Archinax (3)! I will admit, I was having a bit of trouble with this one. But Something about this guy gives off Vaggie vibes. Besides, long claws for slicing your enemies!

For Velvette, I grant you:

A Skulderouge (4)! I figured something that looked beautiful and deadly would be perfect for you :)

For Husk, I grant you:

A Morinus (3)! Has a sorta don't mess with me vibe while still looking...idk. Approachable? I know that's contradictory but idk how else to describe it

For Angel Dust, I grant you:

Imeaorn (4)! I feel like you two would relate in the legs department.

And last but not least, for Cherri Bomb I grant:

A Sarchias (3)! Alas, I have nothing that explodes, but at least this one has explosive speed!

"Seems fair!"

"Alright, that's pretty cool."

"How lovely!"

"Ooh, cute!"

"Aw, how fun!"

"I do enjoy slicing enemies."

"Beautiful an' deadly? I like the sound of that!"

"Okay."

"I do got the legs!"

"Looks badass!"

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"Uh-huh..."

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"Is there a point to this?"

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Vox when autistic, prideful men:

okay so is it like, you love Alastor and Lucifer and they both just so happened to have autism, or is part of the reason you're attracted to them because of their autism? I'm just curious bc I myself have autism and I like to know all the things

"Uh, I don't know, probably the former? I mean, maybe some of the traits I love about them are caused by their autism, but it's not like I sought them out because they're autistic. I didn't even know they were - hell, they didn't even know they were until some of you people got Lucifer looking into it. Still don't think Alastor knows, but that's probably for the best - he'd probably find a way to be pissy about it. But I don't know if the autism itself played a role in why I fell for them - I don't think so, but it's part of who they are, so... who knows?"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

I got bored so I made these (all based off tumblr posts I myself reblogged, that's why the trash can and editing pencil thing are there) anyway my favorite is Cherri's lmaoooo

"I don't know, Lucifer's 'lost focus and' one is pretty on point. So is Velvette's."