#weird crossovers

[mask131]

Chatting about Lovecraft's stories made me notice that... Cruella's original incarnation, in the novel, could fit right in within the Yog-Sothoth mythos.

Because let's be honest here... It is yet again an ambiguously human character owning a dilapited and sinister manor by the countryside, surrounded by creepy henchmen, who descends from an infamous family of evil sorcerers and/or demonic entities, and who also has a murderous beef with dogs (and cats to another level).

[kiltons-monster-manual]

I was art-looking on Deviant Art (filled with AI slop now) and re-discovered "Oh! That time I tried to make Link into a Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus!" [IMG - A great stone beast in the style of the Colossi from the Shadow of the Colossus video game. It looks roughly like a wolf with a long green fleshy head-crown evoking the look of Link's windsock hat. There are many areas for climbing, including chains and areas of blond fur. There are three glowing green weak points on him, a minor one on his head, a minor one on his flank a large one in his center bearing the shape of the Triforce. / END IMG ID] I chose the wolf-shape because, of course, Link's transformation in Twilight Princess.

[penguinofspades]

If we're going by when I first saw this: Animal Crossing New Horizons x Superman and Lois

Right Now: Warioware, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! x Arrow

[wyntereyez]

Hear me out:

Neil's fish character Fibonacci

And his robot boat character, Barry

In a crossover together.

No, I don't know how or why. My brain is just weird. Just roll with it.

[anthurak]

So recently reading an interesting/disturbing post/article on the Franklin Expedition and rewatching the Helluva Boss shorts have combined to produce this random little brain fart of an idea:

Who do you think wins a fight between the racist, xenophobic murder penguins from Mission: Antarctica, and the fucked-up monster polar bear from that one book/show about ‘What if the Franklin expedition had a fucked-up monster polar bear?’

Personally my money’s on the penguins. If for nothing else than by sheer weight of numbers.

Heck, while we’re at it let’s expand these matchups:

How well do the bunch of unhinged, murderous xenophobes fair against the unhinged, murderous xenophobes who happen to be penguins?

I.M.P. vs Fucked-Up Monster Polar Bear?

And finally; three imps vs. two ships worth of British dudes high off their asses on lead-poisoning.

Well for round one I’d say the Franklineers don’t even last long enough to start their Donner party. Like I imagine the penguins take one look at those Englishmen and are immediately infuriated that anyone else would DARE try to be more racist and xenophobic than them and massacre the lot on sight. Heck, maybe the penguins then try and get the ships free of the ice so they can sail out onto the open sea and make war on the English.

As for I.M.P. vs F.U.M.P.B., while it’s not an easy fight by any estimation I do think our imps come out on top. Maybe they need to call in Loona for some extra muscle/rip-and-tear. Like yeah, that bear is tough, but it also has to contend with armor-piercing sniper rounds from Moxxie, shotgun blasts from Blitzo, AND a Millie likely in full feral-murder-gremlin mode going all stab-happy on it with a knife.

Alternatively, maybe Loona in full-on berserker-mode 1v1’s the thing? This one is entirely due to my bias of wanting to see Loona do cool shit :D

Finally we have our imp trio vs. the two ships of loony, cannibal-happy british dudes, AKA; I.M.P. getting a bulk order with the promise a very nice payday.

The funny thing about this matchup is that I feel like each side has an entirely different perspective as to what’s going on.

For the Frankliners, this is (more of) a horror story as they are gradually being picked off one by one in brutal fashion by a mysterious, unseen killer who appears suddenly to brutally slaughter one or two of them, then just as quickly vanishes without a trace.

Meanwhile, while Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie might LIKE to go all inverse-doomslayer on the hapless would-be colonizers, there is the little problem of it being REALLY FUCKING COLD. So they instead decide to take it easy on this one, using their Asmodean crystal to just pop in and take out one or three guys before popping back to the comfort of Hell for a few hours/days, rinse and repeat.

And the best part is that when our heroes pop in to take out a couple guy only to find that they’ve already been whacked by a third guy who also seem to be trying to eat them for some weird reason, our imps realize these humans will just kill themselves for them! Now they just need to pop in every other day or so, whack one or two dudes, and the rest will do their job for them.

Admittedly, after a few days the remaining humans are looking pretty gross and possibly a bit undead, so Blitzo, Moxxie and even Millie start taking out their targets from a distance. Thankfully at this point they don’t really even need to be killing them directly. Like one of them just saw Moxxie perched on the mast, screamed about demons and angels, then immediately stabbed one of his mates to death and started eating him.

So by the last few days, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie are just popping in to go ‘OOGA-BOOGA’ a few times and letting the job take care of itself.

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Attack on Titan!AU my OC, Sharon Salvatore and Kol Mikaelson as humanity's strongest and smartest respectively an AU nobody should care about

My hyperfixations are merging, ignore me, please. I just finished rewatching AoT and had an inspiration for aesthetics.

Those two are kinda like Levi and Hange of their Universe except they have slightly different storylines and are dating each other for years (Sharon doesn't know that they do; Kol is aware but doesn't want to break it to her). There's no way they both survive in this AU <3

[errantnight]

Noooo No Errant! Don't do a Crisis Core/Secret Garden crossover!

Sephiroth, who doesn't know how to interact with other children and was told he was better and special constantly. Hojo and the other researchers and guards all died after a disease they were weaponizing got out and Veld found and rescued him and sent him to live with the Rhapsodos'

Genesis, who doesn't know how to interact with other children, and is sickly and bookish and is kept away from Seph and not allowed to leave his room because his mother is a hypochondriac and worries he'll get sicker if he's around anyone or goes outside

Angeal, the poor but kind neighbor with the green thumb who meets Sephiroth in the orchard and does his best to tame and befriend him like a wild bird who hasn't learned to trust people yet....

They find a secret way into the materia caves and make a beautiful garden in a grotto open at the top to the sun and he befriends Genesis in secret and they all become friends and Minerva heals them of their J-Cells and they all live happily ever after...

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