#weird man

[barksbog]

he is supervising my sciatica induced floor time

[livi-loo2]

no ones prettier than my pet #sorrynotsorry

[darkfictionjude]

We can talk about Irem blackmailing Crown? that made me so angry, I love him, he's so sly and deceitful.

Yeah I’m guessing most people said yes to doing that so they didn’t get that scene of him just basically telling them he’ll send them to jail for life if need be 😭

The thing about him is that I also think he’s kind of aware that he’s falling in love but even if/when he could love them to his maximum capacity he would still blackmail them

He’s the type to send them to jail for his own purposes but also risk his life for them that’s just how he loves 😭

[coldranger]

Me when buddy is a mummy and all his bandage wraps are just floating around and it gets caught on your ankle and you trip and fall

"Friendship is a scam" - Cheated, probably

[headcarsbendinggs]

I guess...???

[fanfix]

[permanentbottombunk]

My mom told me that not everyone can taste that weird aftertaste from fake sugars and genuinely wtf

What do you mean not everyone can taste the chemically cough medicine taste of aspartame?

What do you mean it doesn't taste like just the first note of robitussin to you?

I thought everyone just dealt with it because it was for the trade off on the drink being low/no sugar. I didn't ever consider that some people might not be able to taste the difference at all.

And also everyone that can taste the aftertaste seems to not be able to fully describe it in any specific way. My mom says it tastes like what you imagine cyanide to taste like (generic poison, not the actual almond taste). I say it tastes like vaguely cough medicine or kinda metallic chemical-y (depends on the drink and other flavorings in it).

[eridanyuri]