#weird sentences

[splitter-pine]

Love it when I win at linguistic tic-tac-toe! Just texted

Er det det det heter? (“Is that what it’s called?”)

and had to reread it three times to make sure it was, in fact, a legitimate sentence. It is<3

[scheherazadesavestheworld]

Duolingo: “Labhraionn an fia Gaelige”

Me: (side eye) what deer have you met who speak Irish, sir?

(Yes I know accent marks are supposed to be in there but I don’t have the ability to type those)

[ricekrispyjoints]

Me molestó que hubieras clonado a tu madre sin consultarme. ¿Qué hago yo ahora con dos suegras?

my spanish homework tonight (Imagina, Vista Higher Learning)

English translation: It bothered me that you had cloned your mother without consulting me. What am I going to do with two mother-in-laws?

[r-ate-9]

You know you need to sleep when you come up with sentences like:

she worked to keep her breathing even to maintain a relatively warm temperature and to maintain a significant body heat temperamental stratosphere

Bro, what?

[flameof]

Well, I've just added 'How long does an erection last after death' to my Google search history.

The weirdness of being a writer, am I right?

[flameof]

Adding this to the list of 'sentences I never thought I'd say':

Damn it! I've written myself into a corner to the point where I can't justify a threesome!

[neverthelass]

What

[musingsofmyown]

The best sentence I have ever said:

"Yeah, our boss has a barter system in place so people can get drycleaning for free."