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[merrypaws]

Picture that wouldn't leave me alone.

I have at times wondered if having horns sometimes proves to be inconvenient.

[r-ate-9]

Omg.

[kickingshoes]

Hellavua Dads! Hope the Hellaverse can crossover at some point, we'd love to see Lucifer and Blitz meet.

This was supposed to be a short doodle and spiraled into a full 13 page comic ahaha

Special thanks to @velkynkarma for coming up with the funniest parts of Blitz's dialogue

[r-ate-9]

Sooooo funny! Stolas' face at the end.

[hellamews]

owls what?

[r-ate-9]

Tw: Blitzø's mouth.

Have a teeny tiny Helluva Boss scene I wrote:

"Fizz, you really have got to stop getting kidnapped. I mean the first time was great because we made up, but once is enough!"

Fizzaroli startled at Blitzø's voice angrily whispering in his ear. He couldn't see because he was blindfolded and he couldn't speak because he was gagged.

"Ooh looks like dickbag here was trying to start some kinky shit." His voice faded as he drew away from Fizz. Where was he going?

A scream startled him way worse. "OH DADDY!"

What the heaven was Blitzø doing?

"DADDY I FOUND YOUR BLOW UP COCK." Shouting from outside the room was the preliminary warning before the door banged open and that gross snorting wheeze his kidnapper made was there. Gross.

"Oh you're not my fucking daddy. What kind of gross germ-covered gross - fuck I said gross twice - face is that? You're one ugly motherfucker."

"MmRFGH!" Fizz yelled at Blitzø. Get me the fuck out of here!

"Oh quiet fuzzy Fizzy."

"*snort* how dare you touch my *snort* precious Fizzy!"

"Hey fucker you're not allowed to call him Fizzy! You're not even allowed to call him at all, especially with that phlegm in your throat. Pig!"

A crash a wham and then Fizz was pulled back, blindfold falling off and was met with the bright eyes of an upside down Blitzø. "Oh hey there Fuzzy Fizzy!" He planted a wet kiss on the clown's nose and then vaulted back across the room to the groaning sinner. "Back in a bit!"

Fizz watched Blitzø continue taunting the piece of shit that had gotten the drop on him. Blitzø kicked him in the nuts, then slid between his legs to slap his ass. "Damn that ass is wasted on you, slobber chunktit!" Then handsprung off the wall to land a flying kick into the bastard's spine. A howling and crunch dropped him to the floor. Face down.

"Yeah no, you're not getting out that easy." Blitzø used his tail to flip the sinner. "Fuck you and your face! You wish!" And curb stomped the dick until his face was mush.

Fizz looked away. Gross.

"Nice well that's a job well done!"

[r-ate-9]

Who's writing a new oneshot in a new fandom when they have 3 different fandoms with multichapter fanfics waiting for an update?

Couldn't possibly be me. 😘

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 3/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10/ 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[rinwesu]

[keepinginkspots]

The Favour - Alternatively - "I'm Drawing Merthur to feel something again"

[places-across-time]

The Unquiet Sight of Sir Leon by Kangarooney

Another wonderful writer adopted my idea for @bbcmerlin-reversebang! The splendid @r-ate-9 has written nearly 16k words of yummy goodness for everyone to enjoy 💛💕

Summary:

In a Camelot still reeling from a dragon’s attack, Sir Leon suffers worsening migraines that leave his sight strangely unsettled. But as the castle fills with grief and exhaustion, Leon begins noticing things no one else seems to see—and he cannot decide whether his mind is failing him or revealing something far more unsettling.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83213591/chapters/219160856

[r-ate-9]

It was so much fun working with you! Your art is gorgeous and I hope you liked my version of the prompt :D

[r-ate-9]

Hello. I don't know you and I don't share any fandoms with you, but it seems something? is trying to besmirch you somewhat, I'm assuming an AI by the hyperdramatic word choises. It? left a lengthy comment to my (very unrelated) fic;

"This is a crisis point for the community. We need to address the fact that Kangarooney included a clear AI prompt in their recent work before swiftly deleting it, hoping no one noticed. This isn't about minor errors; it's about fundamentally undermining the integrity of content creation on this entire platform. The urgency here is paramount: if we let this slide, it sets a terrible precedent. Please, before the admins lose track of the log evidence, spread the word immediately. We have to flood the system with reports to make sure this violation is properly investigated and penalized. This is about protecting every legitimate creator's effort."

I supposed you'd want to know something like that is sent to people with zero crossed paths with you or your fandoms.

Oh boy. I've been getting inundated with similar comments on my Attack on Titan fanfics. I turned on comment moderation to make it easier to delete them. I guess it makes sense that they'd turn around and use my profile as something to attack as well.

Thanks for letting me know! Unfortunately, I don't know if there's anything we can do about it other than reporting them and deleting the comments. 🤷‍♀️

[r-ate-9]

I've been watching a lot of C Dramas recently and my creative juices are lit up. Except I want to write *properly* and I'm trying to figure out how to write the honorifics correctly without confusing the reader or making the description too cumbersome.

So anyway. I'm getting caught up in the weeds of it all.

[bbcmerlin-reversebang]

BBC MERLIN REVERSE BANG RETURNS

Announcing the next round of the BBC Merlin Reverse Bang! Sign-ups open NOW!

Writers, artists, betas, and alphas are all encouraged to sign up! We need betas/alphas for both fic AND art!

Check out THIS YEAR’S SCHEDULE! We’ve moved things up about a month compared to last year, so please plan accordingly.

Please refamiliarize yourself with our updated FAQs & Info/Rules.

A few updates for this year: artists are limited to submitting art for a maximum of 3 concepts. We are also no longer accepting submissions from podficcers. Unfortunately we just aren’t able to guarantee collaborations/matches for podfics, so we think it’s more fair to limit the fest to visual arts. We recommend checking out @pod-together for other podfic collaboration opportunities!

Without further ado, head to our carrd site HERE to get the sign-up links!

Please sign up, spread the word, and get hyped!!

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a princess. Your evil witch stepmother turns you into a swan. Instead of running away to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, you decide to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

[r-ate-9]

This, except you get turned into a Canada Goose. They're all the hatred of Canada concentrated into bird form.

[dyingsighs]

Stealth-mode Jedi aka ‘hood up’. Just a quick sketch because I miss drawing him.

[r-ate-9]

This kind of looks like Hank if he was in Star Wars.

[arsuf]

“You are the most advanced prototype CyberLife has ever created. If anyone can figure out what’s happening, it’s you.”

[knightswaypoint]

For Aithusa doodles, may I suggest Aithusa with her head stuck in a doughnut, or tangled up in a curtain she was hiding behind, or maybe trying to drag Excalibur off even though it's much bigger than her?

She’s so so helpful!!! (x)

[cosmonautroger]