#weirdass shit

[certifiedsexed]

🫠 Had to listen to a certified sex educator lecturing today who repeatedly referred to sex as "adult fun time" when talking about how she teaches to teenagers.

I just know those kids are NOT learning shit from whatever she's 'teaching' 😭

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Me: hi-

Some random dudes: Ah I wanna fuck the shit out of your femboy body, your tomboy girly trap-body!

me: 

[justtyaa-blog]

MY WEIRDASS SHIT

GUYZZ what if , noah (from noah's arc ya kno) forgot a couple of species on the land that got birned and shit , and he sailed his arc with probably the species we live with now , the species forgeten are now long dead .. but like still what if there was dogs with human intelligence or half puppie/half fish kinda species idek man , my imagination's running wild rn AND I'M FUCKING PISSED

[borusawa]

How does Tumblr know I'm blink and why do they keep recommending Blackpink blogs to me?

[cindercate]

i miss sarazanmai

[brwnsugabby]

Psa

Don’t slide in my shit if you have bad intent Or you did some fuckery. Some of you tumblr folk come on the Internet to life multiple lives like damn grow up

[americanhighwayflower]

Two really creepy things that happened to me as a child that make me think I was almost abducted:

When I was about 10, my family was doing renovations on my house, so my sister and I were both sleeping downstairs. It was the middle of the night - well, dawn - and we both heard a baby crying by our front door and a woman's voice say "Don't cry, it's okay." There was no TV or radio on or anything. Years later, I got one of those chain emails about "safety" and learned that some kidnappers lure women (and in my case, kids?) out of their house by tricking them into thinking there's a crying helpless baby outside. I swear that might have been what it was, and even creepier, I wonder if somebody somehow knew my younger sister and I were sleeping alone downstairs.

When I was younger than that, my friends on my block and I would talk over Walkie Talkies once we had to go home for the night. If anybody around my age remembers using Walkie Talkies as a kid, you probably remember that sometimes you could pick up signals from another person's Walkie Talkie nearby. One time I was talking to my friend when suddenly a grown man's voice came on saying "HI! WHERE DO YOU LIVE?" I thought it was my friend's dad joking around but it was not. My mom overheard it, or I told her, and she made us hang up. I called my friend on an actual phone and we were both so freaked out. If we didn't know better, we might have told him.

[dlynnef]

Guys, to faint in french is tomber dans les pommes which literally means to fall in the apples. just think about that for a minute.

"You don't look so good, do you need to sit down?"

"Yeah Im about to fall in some fucking apples"