#weirdlyspecificheadcanons

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Sudden headcanon that Holt brought Kevin to a museum date and impressed Kevin with is knowledge of the stuff in the museum and Kevin went “Oh boy” with the same voice Amy has when she says “Oh mama” during the barrels museums date.

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A bit of self promotion!

Me and my bff have a sideblog we use to share some random headcanons or AU that we come up with in our chats. We love some of those so much that we decided to share them with the general public aka y'all.

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It's not very active, even though we have had it for a while (real life and stuff don't give us the time to run it like we would love to), but we would love to share your headcanons or create headcanons around prompts (or specific characters/pairings in specific situations).

So tag us in your headcarnon posts or go in our asks and send us a prompt!

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Prompt: sonic riding a dog like a horse

The problem, anon, is not if he tries to ride ONE dog like a horse. Especially if we’re talking Sonic Wachowski and Ozzy, who might be just about the perfect playmate for any rambunctious kid in existence. In fact, I bet Sonic and Jojo give him some top notch parts in their games - the noble steed, the monstrous beast they have to defeat, the fearless sled dog come to rescue them - and he takes it all like a champ, tongue lolling out and all, genuinely happy to be involved.

(And if he’s too friendly and cuddly to play the ferocious dragon when Jojo insists she wants to be a knight, well, they suppose they can take some creative liberties.)

The actual problem presents itself when if Sonic tries the same shit with other dogs, who might be less enthused by his game plans or whose owners might not be as indulgent as Maddie and Tom are.

What I’m saying is, it’s good that he can easily outrun every pissed off any Green Hills citizen even on a bad day.

(Mod Liv, who is far less interested in Sonic than Mod Silver, would also like to ask “wait, didn’t it happen in the movie already?”)

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Sort of a 2-in-1 headcanon: ever since arriving on earth, sonic has always had an interest in television, & TV shows, both new and old, particularly Kids TV series from the 80s & 90s, his two favorite shows from the 80s are Thomas & Friends, & TUGS.

Not only I approve wholeheartedly, but as a person who was lucky enough to grow up in the golden years of Italian cartoon opening themes I do wish Sonic hadn’t ended up in America just so I could give this idea the flavors of my childhood.

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How to survive despite all odds: a guide by Maria Robotnik

be maria robotnik

survive both the bullet in your back and your life-threatening disease. thank the doctors who managed both of those feats, and bite your tongue before you lash at them about what it costed you. it’s not their fault.

endure your grandfather’s imprisonment, his trail, his death, the slander on your family and on your name

grow up.

despite all mockery and scorn, grow up happy and kind and generous, still believing that there’s some good in the world

find a job helping people: a doctor, perhaps, or an agent in a reformed GUN, even when everyone expects you to fail and turn evil

(like your cousin like the little boy you barely remember who grew up wanting to be a world conqueror like every robotnik the world cares to remember)

(people frown at your nametag where M.ROBOTNIK is printed in bold letters and you smile at them and refuse to cower in fear )

start a family, maybe, or maybe just think wistfully of what your family used to be, before your grandfather went mad and you had to choose between yourself and the closest thing you had to a brother

despite everything, despite even yourself, grow old

grow old hearing of new heroes, of new weapons, of your cousin’s growing power

(you tried to talk him out of it, once; after even family bonds turned out to be meaningless, you learned how to sabotage every new robot he made)

(young ivo was a clever child; old ivo is a theatrical, clever, entirely too predictable man, and all his creations have the same weak spots)

when you hear of shadow, run.

run to your phone, to your communicator, to whatever link you still have to people who matter. call in favors and beg and bribe until someone tells you where he is, until you’re sure of what his next move will be. tell commander tower to fuck off, while you’re at it, because he wants to stop you and he needs to be reminded that you’re younger than him and ten times as bright as he is, thank you very much

and then run for real. run to your best friend, to your lost brother, because you would have sacrificed your life for him and you missed him too much and he’s not going to side with the wrong robotnik cousin, not on your damn watch

meet his eyes. tell him that you’re real, that you’re alive, that even if you had died you never would have wanted him to avenge you

show him how to forgive them all. show him how to forgive himself.

watch him fight for the world and die for it. don’t be fooled for a single second.

go home, grim and determined, and wait. make some tea.

open the door when he knocks. hug him as you haven’t done in fifty years. listen to his stories. yell at him if needs be.

(and it does: shadow has always needed someone to stop him from brooding and nobody has ever been as good at that as you)

watch him become a hero, an agent, the good person he was destined to be

be both the bothersome sister and the nosey grandma you know you are. cajole him into socializing and interacting with his new friends. ask him about his crushes.

(you like rouge immensely. if you were another sort of old lady, you’d include her in your knitting circle; as it is, you just tell her about the scandalous old songs you taught shadow how to dance to, and laugh at how he raises his eyebrow like really, maria, must you?)

(sonic is fun, too, but he’s another sort of trouble. you see the way shadow looks at him and think oh, boy, this is going to be so much fun)

get included in all their shenanigans, even if only from afar sometimes, since shadow insists your old bones can’t take all these strains

(he’s only half joking - being immortal means being ever so mindful of how frail other people are, and he’s unnecessarily mourned your loss for too long already)

(he’s only half joking and you understand his fears, but you’re not a decrepit fool yet, and the world is big and bright and you promised you’d explore it with him, dammit. he can’t complain about you falling ill if you’re the one dragging him to see the ocean.)

be safe and happy and kind and fierce, surrounded by a family you share no blood ties with but whose bonds of friendship are stronger than ever, with shadow at your side as if nothing had changed in the past 50 years

congratulations: you did it

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"Love it or List it"!AU with a "Property Brothers" twist:

Arya Stark is a famous interior designer, she specializes in renovations of old houses. Her sister Sansa is a realtor for wealthy clients.

The TV studio as asked them to realize the next Love it or List it season in Seattle and Arya has to find a new construction company to realize her designs in the old houses of the clients.

Waters' Constructions is looking for a bit of promotion and gets contacted by an Arya Stark on behalf of a TV studio. Gendry Waters accepts the offers, but he does not know what he got himself into.

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Movie night in the Avengers’ tower

Cap makes pop corn lots of them cause him amd Bucky couldn’t eat them often when they were little

Clint steals the remote and messes with the movies queue. Tony replies with ordering Friday to block any interaction with the theater system.

Pepper sighs at their antics and drinks grapefruit Schweppes but making everyone believe it is rosé wine.

Nat sighs too and serves herself blueberry juice to make it seem like she has class too.

Because well someone has to make sure they do not kill themselves while they are drunk

There is beer going around. Lots.

But Thor has brought Asgardian ale so him, Loki, Cap and Bucky can get tipsy too.

Thor gives beer to Groot too, but the teenage tree spits it out asking Thor if he was trying to kill him.

Thor gives Peter P. Asgardian Ale making everyone throw a fit. Well, he actually tries to have everyone drink it.

Drax finds out he can’t drink Terra’s beer but he can drink Asgardian Ale as water.

Peter P. is super excited to be hanging out with so many brave and amazing people that is basically jumping around

Peter Q. is just amazed by the tech for the movies. He thought that earth never reached such tech advancement but here he stands and there is a 90" 8K definition television in front of him and a fantastic surround sound system (which he has tried many times making people tired of his eighties music)

Peter Q. is super happy to have pop corn too. He and cap bond over giants bowls of fluffy corns while Buck tries to steal some from Cap’s side and Gamora looks suspiciously at them from the other side. (In the end she tries them amd she loves them too).

Nat and Clint get offended by the terrible job of spies in spy movies

Bucky and Cap sometimes jump when they are watching hystorical movies set during world wars and bombs go off

Peter Q always chooses musical.

Bruce is the science fact checker and comments on very inconsistency he finds

Sometimes Tony does the same but he is more on the mechanical during movies.

Roket is super bitchy about mechanics too and he makes sarcastic comments for no reasons. And he steals the remote or gadgets that someone may have with him during the night

He once stole Pepper work tablet. And it took Gamora menacing to take away all of his bombs to make him give it back

Vision analyses the psychology behind every character and he gets often told to shut up

Loki is the quiet one though. He usually sits close to Thor and sometimes he leans on him. And Thor does not make a fuss about it. (He did the same when he was little and  they were forced to sit for a long time)

Sam and Rhodey are bitchy about military movies. And comment on how people are grabbing guns or the impossible number of bullets they hold

And Bucky sometimes pitches In commenting on how a sniper does not have the true advantage spot on that building/tree they should have gone on that other one and what the fuck you are not taking the right steps to get into sniper position

Wanda would be mostly quiet she is not a big fan of movies but she likes hanging out with the lot if them

Ant Man is not usually there but when he is he is almost as bad as Rocket with the sarcastic comments

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Aka THE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING

The BAU knows this as THE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

So one day, when Garcia was still new in the office, Morgan saw a blonde woman from the back and thought she was Garcia. 

She was talking from some big shot FBI, but she was his Goddess you know, so of course big shot agents wanted her too. At least, this was what he claimed he was thinking.

As the agents went their ways she was left standing reading over a case file.

And so as the idiot he is and seeing the corridor empty, he went up at her and threw one of his arms over her shoulder circling to the front exclaiming "Hey babydoll! Who were you talking to?"

"Agent Morgan," a freezing cold  voice, more cold than the Artic ocean Captain America was frozen in spoke from between his arms.

He froze in place for a second and then let the woman go. Recognizing her as Agent Strauss, who that day was wearing a brightly colored suit that had obviously fooled him.

He was still very close to the higher ranking officer when Garcia appeared in front of them, almost walking into them since she was really engrossed in a file herself. And at the same time Strauss was saying something like "Agent Morgan how dare you call me babydoll?! I am your superior and blah blah" and Garcia started laughing, seeing a quite clumsy Morgan trying to excuse himself and not get reported.

She surpassed them and went "See what you get for being too friendly, hot stuff?" And he could not help but retort (thankfully looking straight at Garcia) in the middle of their boss' rant on reporting him for harassment with "It is all your fault, babydoll. Yours and that beautiful face of yours."

Garcia threw her head back and laughed, waving her fingers in goodbye.

And Strauss interrupted her rant at the exchange and was in a good enough mood not to report Morgan.