Werewolf!Jaune: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: Jaune? What do you have in your mouth? 🤨
Werewolf!Jaune: *chewing faster*
Pyrrha: *trying to pry at Jaune’s mouth* NO!!! LET ME SEE IT!!! 😫
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Werewolf!Jaune: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: Jaune? What do you have in your mouth? 🤨
Werewolf!Jaune: *chewing faster*
Pyrrha: *trying to pry at Jaune’s mouth* NO!!! LET ME SEE IT!!! 😫
Also while we were in the docs me and @interdimensionalvoid ended up talking about werewolf!Carmen and I wanted to share bc I thought it was funny
Okay but, can I suggest:
Jaune and Carmen hate eachother. The scent pf the other makes them so mad, and so they are more territorial while wolfed out.. especially towards their young.
Now you can imagine this being a problem for Ross and Roy, who ultimately love eachother. Meanwhile robert is fearful now because he doesn’t know how the twos mothers will react to him.
Jaune would stop at the sight of her frightened son, but I don’t think Carmen would. It’s better for her pup if she’s the one in charge. So she would attack ross when push comes to shove.
Now, this causes it to go so south.
Jaune is basically feral. Carmen and jaune hate eachother so much and while wolfed out, they won’t hesitate to fight the other.
You know I’m surprised you haven’t used any dog or werewolf puns on that Jaune that’s a werewolf
“Bold if you to assume I don’t! I often succumb to the urge, truly it’s AWOO-ful! (For Jaune) Sometimes I have to remind myself to stop cause I’ll be in the DOG HOUSE. Sometimes he does scare me a little at dinner though. He just WOLFS it all down!”
Ruby trying to convince Werewolf Jaune that because he's part wolf he should have doctor appointments done at the vet instead of, you know, a doctor for humans and faunus.
*incredibly scooby doo voice*But Faunus are ALSO part wolf
Tales of Werewolf Jaune and Grimm Jaune 2: Rise of the Pyrrha
Werewolf Jaune: No no no! Ah! I lost again!
Grimm Jaune: Heh, I told you it was foolish to challenge me. I’m the best at this game. *hears the doorbell ring* Go answer that Wolf, I’ve got a victory round to play.
Werewolf Jaune: Oh victory round my butt. *goes to answer the door* Sorry if you’re with the church, but I pray to a moon goddess.
Grimm Pyrrha: Hello!
Werewolf Jaune: .....Hey Grimm!
Grimm Jaune: What?
Werewolf Jaune: It’s for you. *steps aside so Grimm Pyrrha can tackle hug Grimm Jaune*
Grimm Jaune: Pyrrha?!
Grimm Pyrrha: Jaune. *nuzzles* Miss me?
Grimm Jaune: Uh Yeah, how’d you get here?
Grimm Pyrrha: I don’t know, one minute I’m slaughtering the next I’m in this neighborhood, and I felt another Grimm like me.
Werewolf Jaune: Wait slaughter?
Grimm Pyrrha: Oh another Jaune? Hehe, hello again to you.
Grimm Jaune: Pyrrha that’s Wolf, Wolf you already know her.
Grimm Pyrrha: Wolf?
Werewolf Jaune: I’m a werewolf.
Grimm Pyrrha: Oh wow, so is the me you know your second in your pack?
Werewolf Jaune: She would be, but she’s a vampire.
Grimm Jaune: I still find it hard to believe she is, Pyrrha seems like she’d be a monster hunter in your world.
Werewolf Jaune: That’s what I said, nope she’s a vampire. Heh if it’s any consolation she didn’t know I was a werewolf either, she just thought I was some human dope who stole her heart.
Grimm Jaune: Yeah instead you’re a human dope she loves. What was it she called you Lupus Meum?
Grimm Pyrrha: Awww that’s so adorable!
Werewolf Jaune: Soooooo are you going to be staying here? Because we don’t have a guest room available.
Grimm Pyrrha: I’ll just bunk with my Jaune~
Grimm Jaune: Say wha?
Werewolf Jaune: Heh well it’s a good thing the walls here aren’t thin.
Werewolf Jaune is me.
Grimm Jaune is @arc-carnage
Grimm Pyrrha is just a generic Grimm Pyrrha
A Busy Day with Were-Jaune
Pyrrha: Nora! Give Jaune back!
Nora: Not yet! We’re still playing!
Werewolf Jaune: *tugs on rope toy and play-growls*
Nora: See? He’s not done yet!
Pyrrha: He’s my partner and it’s time for me to brush him!
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Pyrrha: *pats bed* Come on, Jaune! Time for bed!
Werewolf Jaune: *jumps up and turns around several times before lying down*
Pyrrha: *snuggles into the werewolf fluff* 🥰
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Ren: *tosses frisbee*
Werewolf Jaune: *proudly trotting back carrying a tire in his mouth*
Taiyang: WHO THE HELL STOLE THE WHEEL OFF MY CAR?!
Ren: Cheese it!
Werewolf Arkos: Lunchtime
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *happily tearing meat from a bone* 😋
Jaune: Pyrrha…where did you get that side of beef?
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *shifts, trying to cover up a brand mark* 😗 🎶
Jaune: I-is that a SDC brand…? Did you steal ANOTHER cow from that SDC farm?! 😨
Werewolf!Pyrrha: 🥺
Jaune: PLEASE tell me nobody saw you do it this time! 😰
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *wags her tail and offers her mate a mouthful of tasty beef* 😅
Jaune: …great, now I’m an accomplice to a cattle rustler…
Jaune: *starts grill* Why can I never say no to you…? 😓
Werewolf!Pyrrha: 😁 *wagging proudly at her successful hunt*
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????: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: *wearing spear-patterned apron* How are you enjoying your lunch, Jaune? Much better than digging through the trash, isn’t it?
????: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: The doctor said you needed some extra iron and protein in your diet, so I got some choice cuts of…
Werewolf!Jaune: *sitting patiently by his bowl*
????: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: *looks around her 200-kilogram werewolf boyfriend* 🤨 ????
Zwei: *happily eating out of Jaune’s bowl* 😋
Werewolf!Jaune: *politely waiting for 12-kilogram corgi to finish sharing his food*
Pyrrha: *facepalm* Ruby! Yang! He’s doing it again!
Werewolf!Jaune: 🙃
Werewolf Arkos: Meet-Cute
Nora: *hanging out at dog park* Ready, Jaune? Ready? *holds up ball*
Werewolf!Jaune: *locked on and quivering with excitement* 😃
Nora: *winds up and launches the ball like a cannon* Go get it!!!
Werewolf!Jaune: *takes off in hot pursuit after Nora’s recklessly powerful throw, following his quarry into a thick bunch of trees*
Werewolf!Jaune: *on the hunt, snuffling around in search of the stealthy ball*
????: *low growl*
Werewolf!Jaune: *skids to a halt* 😧
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *snarls and steps forward over her fresh deer, her muzzle stained red* 😠
Werewolf!Jaune: *jumps back with his tail tucked* 😨
Werewolf!Jaune: *spots his ball lying alongside the deer carcass*
Werewolf!Jaune: 😠
Werewolf!Jaune: *gathers his courage and lunges forward to do battle for his prize*
Werewolf!Pyrrha/Werewolf!Jaune: *wrestle furiously*
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *pins Werewolf!Jaune* 😡
Werewolf!Jaune: *pauses*
Werewolf!Jaune: *tilts his head* Pyrrha…?
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *tilts her head* Jaune…?
Werewolf!Jaune: *starts wagging and licking Werewolf!Pyrrha’s snout clean* Pyrrha! 😃
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *also wagging, begins licking Werewolf!Jaune’s muzzle, smearing her lunch all over* Jaune! 😃
Werewolf!Pyrrha/Werewolf!Jaune: *happily share Pyrrha’s lunch/Jaune’s ball with lots of muzzle-licking and chasing each other through the trees*
Nora: *bushwhacking through the trees* Jaune…? Where’d you go, fluffy puppy leader?
Ren: *searching in the opposite direction* Pyrrha? Pyrrha, what are you doing? You’d better not have run off after another animal, I swear…!
Werewolf!Pyrrha/Werewolf!Jaune: *draped over each other, covered in mud and stains from Pyrrha’s kill and chasing Jaune’s ball* 😴
Nora: Awww…! Ren, they look so cute together! Don’t you just want to tuck them into bed with you and-
Ren: It’s your turn to bathe them.
Nora: DAMMIT! 😩