#wet nails

[blondebrainpowered]

The Carol Burnett Show, 1967 – 1978

[shiraglassman]

$1-4 f/f books

Here’s the link to my Gumroad in case anyone wants to buy my books while I’m offline for Yom Kippur, because that would be awesome to come back to! smoochies 😚

[d0penails]

[nailsandinspo]

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[shiraglassman]

Want sexy ghost stories for Halloween?

I have two! And they are only 99 cents each!

The f/f one is Wet Nails, in which lonely grad student Adina gets a manicure and also some great sex from the ghost of her favorite classic film star. Picture the most glamorous, beautiful actress you love from the 40's/50's and use her as your facecast -- mine is Anne Baxter but there are so many others! Bi Jewish (alive) heroine, btw. The ghost lady is bi as well but whether or not she's Jewish or was a gentile Russian immigrant as a child is never clarified and I don't have a preference.

The m/f one is A Man of Taste: An exploited working-class woman in life, Nellie now wanders the earth as a vampire. She’s too good-hearted to feed from any but the worst of men, but the worse a man’s character, the more terrible his blood tastes. She’s also terribly lonely. Can a bloody ghost be the answer to both her problems? This one has a Jewish hero who is a dybbuk, which is a Jewish type of ghost myth. Hot buff ghost in a leather jacket. Hey hey.

Enjoy your Halloween!

[shiraglassman]

I just finished Wet Nails and Fearless and I wanted to tell you I loved them! I can't wait to read your other works.

Thank you so much, @waywardturtle! I really appreciate you taking the time to tell me that because this winter has been really difficult for me, and hearing from happy readers is the best. <3

[shiraglassman]

Hi!! I haven’t gotten a chance to read your books yet but I loved Wet Nails! I also wanted to say that I love your blog! I hope you have a great day. ☺️

Thank you so much! That's so kind of you, I hope you have a good day too, and I'm glad you enjoyed the story.