Hello it's the tap water anon from the other day I was debating whether to send this to you bc it is more than slightly insane but I just read a fic where between them Bond and Q just drank 3 full BOTTLES of london water and I thought of you. Anyway I've been hit with a vision of possibly the nichest d/s scene ever:
Q: have you been a bad boy?
Q: as punishment you must drink this glass of tap water
Bond (Scottish and a well known enjoyer of the finer things): groaning, coughing, spitting, and choking it down in the most disgusting way possible
nooooo if u ever want to send st to me just send it !!! if i dont fw it ill say but i think its interesting to see ppls thoughts even if its not exactly my sauce
but NOOOOO!!!! THREE BOTTLES!!!!????? gross gross gross thats so fucked up. like one time i (scotland pilled) was in london and accidentally reflexively poured a glass of tap water. and got about 3 ml before i was gagging and retching and i only got that far bc it was night time and i couldnt see that it was like. brown. yuk yuk yuk.
the first couple times reading it in fic i didnt think super much of it cuz my current tap water is drinkable even if it isnt tasty. but like once i remembered that. one should not be doing that in london. i can't unsee it. it's on the tier of "couch" "vacation" "closet" to me, every time i see it its like a red flag in front of a bull.
but !!! i do love weird niche punishments lmfaooo. im ngl im so uninspired by the classic like impact play/orgasm denial/etc hegemony. so making bond drink gross london tap water as a punishment amuses me sm. as an idea it reminds me of the jeeves and wooster verse. on the same level as raw bed
