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The Prodigal Child: tumblr

I've come to rid this place of what sin it has...

Disturbing degeneracy is common.

I see individuals on this site engaging in "fandom", sickening.

I'm a stoic.

What does that mean? It means I like to make money.

I don't play games, I don't watch movies, TV shows, or do DRUGS.

I'm a man of god, and like I said earlier: God doesn't play games.

4 hours of sleep last night... 💰☭🗽🎩

Hypnagogic visions of a People's Stock Market...

A place where everyone is their own millionaire... Outer Heaven.

God gave us both... 💸🌿

Join me on the battle... FIELD.

(FIELD = 🟢 = WEALTH = CANNABIS = VALUE = LIFE = CONSCIOUSNESS = GOD = SEX = UTOPIA)

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whatcha been up to lately bestie

OH YOU KNOW I'M STILL GUZZLING ON MY GREEN SPUNK!!!!

COOLING WITH MY YOUNGINS NOW IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA.

I WON NOFAP.

And I still have time to stunt on the haters.

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Did Jesus do kratom

Already answered.

Also, also, also, for the uninitiated:

dumb, absurd, or machiavellian/deceptive questions will not be answered.

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how do you get a good grip while jelqing? im always just slipping around like crazy and its so ineffective

Ensure proper technique. I also use baby powder and a soft cloth. I also recommend creating a good jelq sesh playlist if you're struggling.

Related:

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Rectalnomics!

Got some tinctures ready with the turkey baster and everything!

It'll be a hard sell, but I'm hoping my customers will see the superiority of intrarectal THC.

I already know I'll make double the profits, nobody is like me. Like how 50 Cent made vitamin water famous, gonna make my patented "anal swishers" famous.

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I am one single word: Hero

Babylon, parents, work, society, grocery store, gas station, apartment complex, FDA, DEA, these are all institutions designed to break you.

I am a hero. A righteous paladin of freedom. I shed. Yes, I shed my skin like a fucking snake. Everyday I wake up a new, more refined, and more preeminent version of myself.

Every bitcoin gained is more power. Every teenager I sell cannabis products to is more power. Power. I'm more powerful than anyone else I know. They failed to rob me. I rob them of their endocannabinoids.

I move like a snake, too. Slithering up and down the NASDAQ, in a heterosexual kind of way. Never had a gay thought in my life, alright? Let's just move on from this topic.

Gambling thousands away on penny stocks... But it's logical. It makes sense. Everything makes sense. It's investments, and a lot of it comes from deep reflection. Some of it comes from staying up for four days straight watching The Wire, on HBO.

Jean trying to push me to go legit, I need to think about it. My mom doesn't want to do my taxes for me anymore. I know it would be difficult to run a legitimate enterprise. But perhaps it is necessary for increased growth.

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Just sold my house and putting it all into bitcoin, wish me luck!!! :3

Honestly, your heroism has brought me to tears.

Everyone, follow this brave soldier's example.

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any tips for constipation?

Methylnaltrexone. I be basterin' this shit up my ass on the daily!

Loose as a goose!

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Have you been diagnosed with anything man you seem to have some issues

Like I said previously, I was raised by GENIUSES!!

No need for psychiatry!!

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Do you think the fall of FTX was orchestrated by the shadow government?

No, divine punishment for a treacherous demon.

Sam Bankman-Fried ---> Sam BANK(man) (bringing home the BANK) ---> BANK-man-FRIED (The bank is fried, no longer functional.)

See? All in the name. Why do you think Dante called it "Divine Comedy"?

Because god laughs. God laughs at the fried bank man.

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Do you fw Kanye

He abandoned god. I don't want to give that husk of a man anymore of my thought.

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do you support cannibalism... if no why?

I mean if both parties agree, make it a party! You know what I mean?

But, FOR REAL: Mixed feelings.

I think you can absorb about 25% of another individual's power through ethical consumption, y'know?

I've been sending fanmail for Jesus... Maybe like 8 years at this point? (To the Ventrue Prince, Elon Musk.)

And OH GOLLY GEE, if I could just eat a little bit of his brain, I know I would be a BUSINESS MAGNATE.

But at the same time, I respect the man, bury him in full, but hey his kids fucking HATE him. So maybe they'll just give me his body, y'know?

I could really use it.

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You haven't posted in 4 days, did something happen? Have you been taking your proper kratom intake?

I watched the famous HBO series "The Wire" twice in a row, back-to-back, and did not sleep a single hour.

Highly recommend!

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What was the weirdest trip you have had? What was it on?

Ibogaine in the Pax East 2019 bathroom. I'll talk about this some other time.

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What does kratom taste like

It tastes like fucking hay. Lawn clippings is a great comparison as well. I despise the taste and have never gotten over it. Fortunately, god hides divine things in unholy packaging.

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Favourite song to day trade to?

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Starting NoFap in three months.

Been a long time coming folks.

I have a problematic relationship with pornography of the rabbit from Zootopia.

Updates will follow soon enough.