#who knowd

[jazajas]

have the sudden urge to make sad, religious fan art of team free will

[chezforshire]

One more Bubbline prompt: the cardiac stress test drabble from the POV of PB's heartbeat

...... this is a wild ass fuckig prompt but you know what i am so fuckig disoriented and just w9ke up ill do it

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You've been steadily beating for 827 years, 5 months, 18 days, 15 hours, 4 minutes, 17 seconds and counting. You gotta say you've been doing a pretty good job.

There have been some less steady moments but your host needs those, you know? When she's busy getting away from threats, you kick in the pedal and give her the much needed boost for her muscles to work properly. Always saves her skin and she starts being thankful about you after she gets her hands on some nifty science books.

Ah, speaking of those nifty science books, she sure has trained you to not do some things too. Like, whenever she's anxious, you're supposed to beat more than usual. But noooo she makes you stay normal no matter the circumstances. Kinda annoying but it's whatever, you're beating and she's moving so it doesn't matter. Also when she's lying, you're supposed to change infinitesimally 'cause of the other chemical stuff that happens around you. But, like before, nah. She just stops that and so you just go steady. Little pink weirdo.

Something she has never caught on, however, is your instability around this demon girl.

When she sees her you skip a beat or two. When they make affectionate gestures towards each other you start going faster. When she sings you stutter to a soft slow rhythm that she may or may not think means you've completely stopped.

Whenever she's around that girl you're allowed to do whatever you damn well please. Which sucked 'cause Things Happened and for centuries they were apart and you were back under an iron grip.

(Except during very very rare days when she can't take it and you quietly shatter and pierce her all over and she cries for hours on end. You'd honestly rather stop than painfully squeeze her.)

But, as it goes, more Things Happen and the demon girl is back and you're free to do whatever again around her. Your host learns she can hear you (that mildly embarrassed your host enough for you to speed up just the tiniest bit) and goes into Science Mode.

She sets up some test you honestly only care about because you're under scrutiny here so you gotta work just right. It's really hard to do it however because every time your host looks at the other woman you falter the slightest bit and you damn well know the demon knows because she tilts her head towards you two when it happens.

You really hope your host doesn't notice this because man, you really like this freedom. And mostly because it's so fun speeding into oblivion when that demon so much as brushes her hand against her. How your host reacts is the most endearing if not hilarious thing in the world.

[intoxicatedfandom]

Since I've been here it has been very welcoming and friendly place for everyone. So I just share that I GOT FUCKING ENGAGED TODAY. I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW 💞😭

CONGRATULATIONS NONNIE! Give us the deets when you can—I mean just when and how you’re going to do it and are you going to film it and what are you going to wear—nothing personal lol. No really what happy news! 💞💞💞💞💞💞

[cherryblossom-dan]

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[hellfire--cult]

the FUCK YOU MEAN YOU, YOUUUUUUUUUU, ARE WRITING FOR GETA

I HAVENT EVEN STARTED YALL MEED TO CALM DOWN

[zordonmlw7]

I love that the Alchemists are all androgynous enough that initially I thought the female portraits were the males and vice versa.

[schreeuwekster]

I'ma make my Bosnian mother-in-law proud and feed the hubby polenta-soup for breakfast made with homemade bonebroth.

[jester-de-punyalada]

why is the NM ruler of mandalore titled duke not like king or etc.?