Seadís

Tired momma bird ready to wack you with a frying pan. Self-taught herbalist who hates the medical establishment. Feel free to ask about tea or tinctures. Rambles in pagan over at @gullveigheidr, cause if I'm gonna be nuked it'll be for my pagan taked and I don't want to lose my sideblogs.

[schreeuwekster]

Don't come begging for money. As far as I'm concerned the sea should swallow the whole wretched place and be done with it. And scammers ought to go on pikes

[dailycatsblog]

[letspostwithmama]

Let’s be interviewed with mama!

[blumineck]

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[heylsgowt]

[soundlessdragon]

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

These guys are the biggest faggots on the planet earth

[skulki-d]

What no or way too much pussy does to a mf

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[sufficientlylargen]

Other fun autological words include:

Short

Sesquipedalian

Fifteen-lettered

Conceptual

Blue

Business-related

Inanimate

Misspeled

Not-actually-a-word

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[insaneentityech0]

"omg jkr did an upskirt!" Are you guys fucking stupid she took an eye level picture of him and it looked inappropriate. If a picture of someone from your natural eye level in the audience is inappropriate then they were the ones being inappropriate and exposing themselves to the crowd, not the person taking the picture.

I don't even like JKR as much as a lot of radfems but I don't hate her and I genuinely ATP believe anyone who hates her is a raging fucking misogynist because you guys are literally just making shit up and intentionally leaving out the photo just to make people hate a woman you disagree with fuck this whole movement I have 0 sympathy anymore.

Edit: Check the comments

[l3irdl3rain]

He likes being tall so much he just can’t stop making biscuits

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[cavedraconem]

What I have learned about spinning so far:

Spinning is the art of building up rotational tension, then releasing it quickly enough to smash the fibres together.

If you're good you can do this smoothly while standing up, but my starter guide was lying when they said this was easier for beginners.

There is a LOT of vocabulary associated with spinning, all of it highly esoteric and charmingly germanic.

If I was a mediaeval woman and I saw someone using a spinning wheel for the first time, I would be like. Gimme. Gimme that. I need that.

Spinning gets you thinking things like, "Huh, I wonder if my aunt ever got those ewe lambs she was talking about?"

[schreeuwekster]

@futurevenison