random lads headcanons (sfw + nsfw) because i (again) unfortunately & shockingly still have thoughts
sfw
xavier
really obsessed with papa’s freezeria, he once rage quit because he overblended a milkshake and didn’t realize it so he lost tips…still sensitive about it
determined to find a way to become your (kinda?) human portable charger, likes the idea of being able to ensure your phone never dies because he is Clingy
zayne
has thought about voice acting more than once but purely for national geographic…specifically the rainforest-related segments. you dont know why he likes it so much especially when the arctic segments are right there.
obsessed with his ipad, specifically playing digital mahjong and sudoku. bought blue light glasses despite the iffy research on them just to make himself feel better about his screen time. (this also helps him evade your curiosity when he’s shopping for you because you’re just so used to him on his tablet)
rafayel
obsessed with claiming random things as his that very clearly he did not come up with and relating it to you somehow. it’s his humor. like he straight-faced told you one day that he invented the first working subway system so that the two of you could make it to dates more efficiently due to the reduced traffic.
sylus
ironically enough he is obsessed with deals. not because he’s cheap, but because he feels satisfied when he’s able to buy in bulk and/or buy two of something for the both of you. he also keeps receipts because he thinks they’re reminiscent of times you let him spend money on you and he…enjoys that in a clinically significant way.
likes headbands because they keep your hair away from your face and especially loves when you meticulously coordinate the color of your accessories with your outfit.
caleb
will generally try to wear something that matches your color palette and will always without fail pretend it’s a coincidence. he’s really good at convincing you it actually is.
has a handmade first aid kit that he restocks and decorates monthly to make sure he’s always prepared. surprisingly, you never see it. he likes that it’s something he gets to do alone in his spare time.
valko
obsessed with cookies and buys a new flavor each time you go to the grocery store. firm believer that chewy is better than crunchy…would like to burn all crunchy cookies to ash…
neat freak!!!!! stress cleans when he has tight deadlines because he believes that the best way to get out of his head is to help ease the worries in yours ^^
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