excellent fun ’til you get to know her

grad student by day, whatever the hell this is by night ♡ she/her | mid-20s | lesbian | 5w4 infj | eng/swe | my ao3

[danrifics]

[villainwithacrush]

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane mic’d up highlights

get the puck get the puck get the puck

faaaast i’m so fast

let’s gooooo!

[unintelligible noises]

go go go go

[singing o canada]

[hudsonscherries]

@russianblush the picture you've painted with these tags is so precious and must be shared 🥺😭

[argillaforma]

shane and ilya walking around at home just minding their own business and exsisting in the same place without really talking except every time they cross paths ilya goes kiss😙 and won’t let shane move past him until he gets a kiss

[acolytesandtea]

I need the circus to arrive without warning I need mulled cider and magic and a cloud maze and I need a place that feels more like home than my home and I need simple charms to work and caramel in the air

[lawtties]

get yourself a woman who can do both

[valeriapryanikova]

scopaesthesia; the walls are watching.

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[gayhoediaz]

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

[seraphollander]

always almost

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[virtualgirladvance]

maybe the world is worth it after all

[tennesseewillams]

every time a tumblr user mentions men on a post about women/lesbians a little baby puppy dies. did you know that. did you ever think about that. consider the consequences of your actions

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[rival2lover]

i'm a liability get you wild make you leave

[ilyasmole]

ilya laying awake in bed at 2am: i don't know how to bring the team together and improve our scoring

shane laying awake next to him: what about a pizza party

ilya: what

shane: what about doing a pizza party when they score high

ilya: what is pizza party

shane: it's like. this party you get in school when your class does well. you eat pizza and don't have to do any work and everybody looks forward to it

ilya, already frantically typing into his notes app: wait stop start over