#whops

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw

Regulus is just A Horny Guy ™️. He gets off at least once a day, either after waking up or before he sleeps, but sometimes also during the day. So it's nothing special when he finds himself on his bed, one hand between his thighs and one on his phone. What is special tho is that he's desperately trying to keep his eyes open to look at his brother's best friend's latest gym pic while stuffing himself full of his fingers.

[sereblue]

jeremy hid two big surprises under his golden shorts …

[74ixzar]

What a cutie i hope nothing bad happens to him

[curb-your-restraints-fic]

2 other versions of the escape illustration from chapter 4. one black & white, the other full colour but without the dotted effect :)

[steamysthings]

Sir may i have some bunnydoll?

this ask sent me down a rabbit hole (pun intended) and i'll post the full illo in a sec, but i can offer some scribblies in the meantime of these idiots who i like very much <3

[ineffablerainstorm]

Come gather round, sit by the fire, get yourself some hot coco and let me tell you a story… *adjusts super attractive Az reading glasses* *clears throat*

Theologians and historians disagree on when exactly Jesus, the Son of God (or to the latter, a perfectly ordinary man), was born. Both sides are sure, however, that the so-called Messiah did not come into this world on what humans know as Christmas. In truth, Jesus was born on October 21st, exactly 4000 years after earth’s creation. If anything, this is further proof that God is very fond of symbolism. And Libras.

Now, of course the humans got a lot more wrong about the “Christmas” story. One thing they were correct about, though, was how it all began: with bureaucracy.

More: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75653211

6k, G rated, canon compliant little Christmas minisode by @anatomic-girl and me! ❤️

[monk-the-carlo]

WOE!!!! for i am sure @brothermayhew loveth me no longer. LORD GOD, WHY!!!!!!! the vows that alloweth me too meet him too keep us apart!!! strike me dead!!! dead i sayeth!!! DEATH!!

[walmartbrandwhatever]

Guys I started like reworking on marbit fic pt. 2 and it's starts off SO sad holy shit 😔 two-bit mathews I'm SO sorry. Trust I'll give you a happy ending I swear.