#whyhessingle

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

Bumble guy: Hi A.

Me: Hi S, how’s it going?

Him: Yeh can’t complain hey? Much planned on the weekend?

Me: Yeah pretty busy one this weekend. How about yourself?

Him: So you won’t be able to see me?

Me: Not this weekend, no.

Him: Well why are you on here if you just waste peoples time?

Me internally: wtaf.

Me externally: I don’t.

Him: A fat chick like you can’t afford to be too picky hey?

*This picky fat chick responded by deleting him.*

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

For real dude? Saying you seem awesome does not mean I'm having sex with you. Twat.

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

In what world is that kinky?

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

Irony.

Him: Hi.

Me: Hi. How are you?

Him (day later): ok.

Me: Cool. How's your week been?

Him: Long.

Me: Lol, yeah that happens. Much planned for the weekend?

Him (day later): Sorry but I am looking for someone that can hold a conversation. This isn't one. Like pulling teeth. Bye.

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

Guess I'm just too much for him to handle...

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

Tinder chat:

Tinder dude: Hi.

Me: Howdy, how are you?

Him: Yeah good. How was your Xmas?

Me: Pretty good, yours?

Him: Yeah good. So now that we got the small talk out the way DTF? I have a big cock.

Me: Ummmm, if that was your idea of small talk it appears that your perception of small is somewhat warped. Thus I can only conclude your perception of your dick as being big probably is skewed too and it's actually tiny.

Him: Fucking fat cunt.

*unmatches me*

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

I thought he had said "camel" not caramel and messaged him saying "I've not seen a black camel unless you mean camel toe. And can they be from say Dubai rather than Asia as I haven't seen any camels in Asia." Him: "Why are you talking to me about camels?" Me: "You like them?" Him: "Only camel toes. But you can send me a pic of you with a camel toe. That would be hot. I'd like looking at that before bed. :p " Me: "Uhhhh ewwww no. Not a chance!!!" Him: "Are you Asian or chocolate coloured or caramel coloured?" Me: "No." Him: "Then why waste my time and message me if you know what I'm looking for?" Me: "Well it's illegal!" Him: "No it's not. I'm not being racist in stating a sexual attraction preference." Me: "Beastiality *is* illegal!" Him: "WTF?" Me: "Maybe try cameldating.com...." Him: "CARAMEL not CAMEL you dumb bint!" Whoops.......