#wienies

[smbhax]

From “The Micro-World of Doctor Doom!” in Fantastic Four #16, July 1963. Stan Lee script, Jack Kirby pencils, Dick Ayers inks, Stan Goldberg colors, Artie Simek letters.

Info from Grand Comics Database

[misforgotten2]

A handful of hot dogs can turn any pedestrian casserole into a feast meant for a king.

If "King" is the name of your dog.

[hottdoggblogg]

[angelx1992]

[javocjovian]

Looking for Friends

Hello everyone! I'm a  Supernatural fanfiction writer looking for friends! If you like to read or write Supernatural fanfiction, then follow me and I'll follow back :) I also follow artists and will sometimes post art of my own! 

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Pro's of being Friends with Sara

• Supernatural smut. Supernatural smut everywhere. In your hair, your shoes, I mean. just. all over the place

• I take requests

• I love all ships

• I know a lot of Supernatural lore because I have no life

• I have no life

• I don't post a lot, but when I do it's either smut or a cute animal. There is no in between.

• I'm actually an alien in disguise searching for the meaning of life through gratuitous gay porn ...and it's working

• I will sympathize with your problems because as a human I too experience human problems

• If you find a spider in your house I will come over, capture it, pack it a lunch, and release it into the wild because I'm a giant spider in footie pajamas I think all animals are good ♡

Con's of being Friends with Sara

• where do I fucking start?

• I swear a lot

• one time I dropped yogurt on the floor and ate it anyway

• crouched down like Golem with a spoon

• I am roughly 70% gay Supernatural ships. The other 30% is a combination of crippling anxiety and robot noises

• I haven't flossed in 3 years

• if we're talking and I see a dog I will leave you to pet the dog

• I muSt peT ALL THE DOGS

In conclusion, you should probably not follow me, but if the Internet Friendship Roofies ™ have worked then you’ll have no choice. 

·~·*✧๑ ♡ Hi new friend!!! ♡๑✧*·~· 

Here are the Roofies I promised I too enjoy having wienies in my face

[astronomer-in-flannel]

T O O C L O S E

[yesterdaysprint]

Muncie Evening Press, Indiana, January 19, 1922  

The effect on the sausage market of the slang expression is serious..

Returning soldiers revived the almost forgotten bit of slang and the public once more began to speak of “wienies” as “dogs.” The effect was instantaneous, Russell says, and sensitive people found themselves unable to eat sausages. 

As the phrase grew in popularity, sausages lost caste. Now only the hardened buy them.

[angelx1992]