#wigfucker weekend

[wigfucker]

Mmmmmmmmmmm... -w-

[lord-alligator]

Lord Pepto-Bismol has arisen from his brumation. Time to eat some cake, bitches.

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Happy Wigfucker Weekend to all who celebrate ❤️

Capitaine Chevalle and Lord Cutler Beckett

inspired by this post by @lord-alligator

[wigfucker]

I want to know your opinion about lord Cutler Beckett from pirates of the caribbean. Do you think he's a good fop?👀👀👀

THIS CUNT IS EVERYTHINGGG

Ughhhh I've loved him for the longest time, HE'S SUCH A BITCH EHEHEHEHE, THE BRAINROT I'VE HAD OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN CRAZY. THIS TEA SIPPING BATTLEFOP HAS BEEN IN MY RECORDS SINCE I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW LONGG AHHHHH😭😭😭

UGHHH JUST LOOK AT BRO👇👇

ONE OF THE THINGS THAT ALWAYS GET ME IS HOW SHORT HE IS COMPARED TO THE OTHERS YET HAS THE POWER THAT HE DOES😭😭 AND THE SMUG ASS FACES HE MAKES BRO HELP-

"It's just good business☝️😌🙂‍↕️" BROO💀💀💀

IN FURTHER WORDS, YESS. HE HAD THE WIG, THE ATTITUDE, AND HAS SOO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR SOME WIGFUCKER SHENANIGANS *rubs hands together* wink wink... 👀👀 at this point, I've been Beckett brainrotted to the point of not being able to be normal about it💀

He's just another evil fop to add to the 'evil fop' list.

Ugvh i have soo much other shit I wanna get into about why i love his character sm on more coherent levels lmao but omg I've been up all night cookin up fopslop and can barely keep my eyes open (the sun is up rn and lowkey feel nauseous 💀)

And he's also just so fun to clown on bro im sorry🙏🙏

Also. It's canon that his dick is small. Source??? I fucked him. And his wig. (Norrington saw it too.)

[wigfucker]

[lord-alligator]

The super corny, 90s girly pop one was just for the Discord server. Happy Wigfucker Weekend.

@peg-the-empire

[lord-alligator]

Take two of trying to post this - I gave him a little cover-up this time. We shall see. He keeps getting censored. 😂

Armand Lefevre. Featuring Chevalle’s crusty little white dog, Fifi, from the books.

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Happy Wigfucker Weekend ✨

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