#wilfcrd

[syawntanhi]

@wilfcrd I did it.

Wilford in a corset

[ambrosiadreamer]

She was looking 👀

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Terrifying! Thanks!

[astridht-exe]

danish tarzan for @wilfcrd who probably wishes they were jane

(I would find an actual clip of him talking but I wouldn’t be able to screen record that 😔)

[orbitingplanetbee]

Hello I have arrived :)

hi you ready for your gift? made just for you :]

[weepingredwillow]

Has the fandom forgotten that @markiplier got an offer back in the day from Cheez-Its to sponsor him AND HE TOLD THEM NO?!?!?!??

He legitimately got a REAL offer from a brand he DIDN'T HAVE TO BULLY and HE TOLD THEM NO!......

I-.. This man?!?... Why...

[thief-anon]

This is how I imagine you look

excellent except i am less wrinkly and have discovered tshirts

[the-real-comically-insane]

Egos as Crack Head Quotes 2

Wilford a seemingly immortal time and space defying being: Time is a social construct and an easily manipulated substance.

Dark: Immortality is achievable if you’re not a coward.

Yancy: I am a bad person *said while buying food for friends and others because they feel bad that said person doesn’t have a lot of food.* 

Bing after snorting a line of powdered sugar off of a table and drinking half a bottle of syrup. “jesus is that you?” 

Ed Edgar glaring at him “Yes, now perish.” 

Google: I may have a 4.0 GPA but I also haven’t slept in 5 days and coffee runs through my veins more than blood. 

Actor: I may be a narcissist but it’s not like its without reason I mean look at me!

Eric: * desperately while in tears* I really just want a nap, just please nap. 

Illinois: If I look back I may die but hey at least it will be funny!

Markus/E-plier: Tik Tok is purely crack head energy

Magnum: I’m going to take an air mattress to the ocean and tie it too a rock and then let myself float out till the end of the rope.  Bim: What if the rope breaks                                                                                                              Magnum: Then I guess I perish. 

Dr. Iplier after getting a paper cut “Welp guess i’ll die.” 

Silver Sheppard sitting at home alone in the dark when they hear a scary noise. “Cat please stop.” Aproaches noise in the dark and then comes out with a cat and an ominous present floating behind them that they remain oblivious too. 

Jims going to a party “May summon a demon. may kill someone, or we’ll bake a cake. We’ll find out around an hour in.” 

YanderePlier “I may be laughing at a pun, I may be laughing at my plans for ultimate world domination who knows.” 

The DA to the house demon “Look, so far too day I’ve been shot, shoved off of a banister, trapped in a mirror and betrayed by a lot of people I care about so if you think for a second I fear you or anything you have to throw at me then you’re dead wrong.” 

Annus: I love you all but really a tiddy blog? is this my legacy? I will be alive for only a year and this is what comes from it? You know what I’m not even mad, mine as well go out as crazy as I came in.

The Host: “I don’t need to see to know that you just did something incredibly stupid.”

 (sorry @wilfcrd but I needed an Annus Quote lolol)

[lady-raziel]

I hope sour patch kids and philly cream cheese give you credit fsjgsjgs

they better send me a royalty check i’m a poor college student