Vivian Raene @the-real-comically-insane - Tumblr Blog

Hey guys my name is Vivian/Rem

I use pretty much any pronouns but mostly she/they I’m 21 and I have a multitude of interests so this blogs main topics swing wildly. If you’re a mutual or ever want to chat I’m always open to questions and requests tho how fast I get to them depends on my schedule.

I have a writing account over at @i-write-but-cant-spell

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annabelle--cane

I think eva stratt has detailed files on all petrova taskforce personnel that contain more information about their subjects than the subjects even know about themselves. several people in her employ have mild food allergies that she noted and had cut out of their diets via requests to the catering staff but that the people themselves have never consciously noticed, ilyukhina just thought she stopped getting regular stomach aches when she arrived on the vat because she's god's specialest engineer and not because all the dairy in her diet got swapped out for alternatives. grace does some shopping on the mainland at one point and doesn't realize he bought a different scent of moisturizer than usual so stratt just goes into his room and switches it with a hypoallergenic formula in an identical bottle. this is because she has never been normal about anything in her life.

Local tumblerina gets married in one year guys weird girls be finding love later fr

#it’s me #I’m getting married #I deadass can’t believe it #like wow I found the love of my life

teenyagent

(Pretend it’s still valentines day lol)

The debaters all have phds btw

chinelada

look at my lawyers dawg im going to jail

palamedeez-nuts

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

autisticlittleguy

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

autisticlittleguy

This isnt better from Grace's perspective btw. Eridians never developed computers, so all their ship systems are steered using basically the manual labor of 24 Eridians. Also theres no radiation shielding on their ship. Actually im pretty sure half the reason why Rocky is always busy fixing shit is because the radiation keeps frying all the onboard electronics, so hes always building and fixing and replacing components

Like imagine being a modern day sailor navigating the Pacific with GPS and strong hulls to protect against the raging ocean. And from portside you see like an honest to god viking ship. Except its made of some high tech carbon fiber material. But like, its still very definitely a viking ship. You can clearly see there's 24 oars along the hull where sailors are supposed to use to manually row their ship. Also the ship is leaking and theres like one little dude on board whos skittering around patching the holes constantly. Also this little dude is blind and doesnt know about water. Thats how insane Eridians look being an interstellar species without computers or radiation shielding.

Both of them thinks the other one is the completely ridiculous and absurd one and theyre both totally amazed at how far the other has come in spite of it

pngblog

#I have the stingray on the bottom left my uncle saved it from a house that was falling into the ocean #the people had abandoned it and it was literally just like falling in to the ocean as a house #and he was like I wonder what’s going on in this place and he climbed on up in there #there was like next to nothing in there outside of the stingray a matching sea turtle and like handful of books.#so he saved the stingray and turtle gave me the ray and his daughters the turtle

emolgana

incredible stuff happening out there

#lmaoooo #we mostly don’t know celebrities here

I don’t have twitter/x but to whichever kind soul out there has apparently been giving people switch twos on twitter that’s very nice and I hope your bed is always the perfect temp and you always hit green lights on your way too and from work! Thank you for putting some kindness into the world!

#twitter #I know this isn’t usual #but some kindness is nice to hear about

nutmargaret

macarons

quackysprouts

zombie-leon and sherry have a “conversation” while waiting for claire to come back. they’re not too good with stealth…

leon has ZERO brain-capacity but the urge to protect sherry is very intact. this is why they can be left alone

quackysprouts

zombie-leon au where claire meets him a bit too late, but he isn’t hostile

llamagoddessofficial

i love living in england because i can just pick critters up. i know for a fact you aren't gonna do shit to me. found a Bug in my house and picked that dude straight up with my bare hands, put him outside, THEN googled what he was. scariest animal you can encounter while out in the woods is badger minding his business. top tier fuckass country nothing ever happens here

llamagoddessofficial

was walking my dogs in a field full of long grass and took a pic for my overseas friend. she said "the grass is so long, aren't you worried about snakes?". my brother in christ i have never worried about snakes in my entire life. not once. there are two (2) snakes here and they're called mark and john and i've never met them, they might not even be real. best worst place i love it

aka-indulgence

I am friend. There were cobras in my neighborhood

the-real-comically-insane

This is fr the difference I grew up living between three Midwest states two in Appalachia where everything wants you dead and then I lived in Ireland and I’m like oh I can just say hi to shit here an it won’t try to murder me

#this is so wi

clown-guitar

wow i cant wait to buy the jurgen leitner book based on hit series Don’t Read The Jurgen Leitner Book

amorphousbl0b

The divisiveness of Iron Lung is deeply confusing because evidently a bunch of Gen Z YouTube kids are way more tolerant of a slow pace than many grown adults with film degrees

urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman

As a Gen Z YouTube kid. The movie fully held my attention the entire time. Fuck the argument that things were happening slowly, they were interesting and that’s what counts

nostalgicmermaaiid

New tag game :3

make yourself and your bag!

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uriayx

i really do dress in all black huh

uhhhhh tags tags tagsss @adhd-brain-slushie @sketchy-tour @appl-buonnie @crawling-void @the-enby-bird and anybody else who wants to. yaya

the-enby-bird

Cloves are you falling victim to the emofication

"what's in your bag" everything. Literally everything. I have a full lockpicking set, an entire sewing kit, so many first aid supplies & emergency food and drink powders . 2 things of caffeine at any given moment. Backup Bluetooth headphones. Backup wired headphones. Costco size bottle of ibuprofen. I have pads and tampons and I don't even get periods. Also just so much film I bought it in super bulk and I develop it in 2 hour marathon sessions I don't really know which reels have been used yet or not I'm just playing roulette

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