#witch!v

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Nero: Well, that one looks like a dangerous tool! What's that one for?

V: Sewing

Nero: And what about that one?

V: Cooking

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there's this one fic i read a while ago that took place in the bayou and jungkook was helping vmin (who are witches) with their cabin and they end up binding him to them without his consent. I think the title was something along the lines of 'cabin in the woods' but can you help me find it please, a girl is stressing

Swamp Magic by GinForInk :)

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Banned

[Outside Witch V's shop]

Dante: Let me handle this, kid. V and I go way back.

Dante:[knocks on door]

V: I AM not opening this door, Dante!! You are not welcomed here anymore.

Dante: V, your door is always opened to those who need it. Remember? "Open to everyone; Enter freely and unafraid"

V, with a new sign:[opens door slightly and smiles at Nero] Would you hang this up for me?

Nero:[takes sign from V] Sure.

Dante: What's that?

Nero,looking at the new sign: He had a sign made.

Nero:[hangs up new sign on the door so it reads "Open to Everyone Unless you're Dante"]

Dante: Damn witches

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Dante and Witch!V

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Nero: If you two know eachother, why did the witch try to kill you?

Dante: That's just the witch's way of showing his love for me.

Nero:..

Dante: Ya see, kid, His actions may speak a different tone, hiding underneath that is a deep unshakeable desire for m-*Gets attacked by Shadow*

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Nero: I hope a witch doesn't come out of that ominous dark fog and tries to take my virginity. That would suck.

Nero: Guys, I'm capping right now, that would be fucking awesome.

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Nero:*gets down on one knee*

V: Oh my god, It's finally happening

Nero:*falls over*

V: The poison is kicking in

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I love the idea of Witch V banning Dante from his shop but his cute nephew, Nero can come in V’s shop as long as he wants.