#witcher funny

[emotional-support-fandom]

Ciri: Hey someone told me you remind them of an owl.

Geralt: Who?

Geralt: …Fuck

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Geralt: (brooding in the corner of a tavern as usual)

Jaskier, pants full of bread: 

[katthekitkatlord]

Headcanon that Lambert eats random things. Half the time it’s by accident. He self soothes by sucking or chewing on things. Rocks, sticks, and such. But sometimes when he sees something he wants to steal but doesn’t want to get caught, he’ll swallow it. Jewelry and coin he finds laying around randomly in homes and such. Later when he’s safe, he’ll vomit the goods back up. And like, he’s really good at this!

Lambert: *Vomits and reveals a gold necklace*

Geralt: The fuck did I just witness?

Eskel: Thats just not right.

Vesimir: Where did I go wrong?

Jaskier: I’m gonna be sic- wait a minute! Is that mine!?

[isengrimmr]

a wise man once said:

[witchescauldron]

Go on, say it isn't true.

[witcher-of-the-northern-kingdoms]

Jaskier : how’s my singing?

Geralt: it’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.

Jaskier:

[clearlyaginger]

I made a meme

[witcher-bullshit]

So has this version been done yet?

As a bonus for all those familiar with the German Youtuber Julien Bam who speaks Sonic in the German version of the movie: