I NEED A WITCHER MUSICAL EPISODE STAT
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I NEED A WITCHER MUSICAL EPISODE STAT
For all the Witcher fans out there I present you the theme from an early 2000s Polish Witcher TV series. The series was both awesome and horrible but it is somehow classic now so I think those who know it will be happy to hear it again and those who don’t might like it :)
Even more Witcher songs, eastern edition
Part I: Metal songs | Part II: Non Metal songs
In my last post about Witcher songs (Part II, see above) I asked for your additions, especially for more Eastern European/Russian songs. And my friend @happyficwriterbird delivered, a LOT. I encourage YOU to still send me polish and Ukrainian artists with witcher themes (there is one Ukrainian band on list I and polish are on list II).
First of all, they send me this amazing playlist containing more than FIFTY Witcher themed songs by Russian songwriter Yana Ainsanova. As an example, let's take this Geralt/Triss love song (you can hate Triss as much as you want, I like this song!):
Seems to me, a lot of the Russian songs are somehow sad. Like this one by Renfie, a song about Dettlaff and Syanna:
Sadira Astikl is a Russian singer and vocal coach, however, this song about Vernon Roche is available in Russian and in english.
The next band's name translates to "Tales of the black city", and this is a Witcher song which I'm not quite sure what it is about. @happyficwriterbird leave a note here to tell us. Is it possibly about Olgierd?
This one I really like a lot. The band's name is "Fun mode" and this is a quite sad song about witchers in general.
More sad Russian Witcher music incoming... Dziewanna is definitely a name you should look into if you like the Russian stuff!
I think I posted this one before, a Nilfgaard song, this must be on the list, of course!
I also learned about some more non-Russian songs I'll have to add to the other list later. And of course, there is still a LOT more than this! The Russians have also a ton of fan songs for the Witcher series, which I already said I wouldn't cover, but if you're interested I'd throw some names.
WHAT FOR DO YOU YEARN?
WATCH THAT BUTCHER BURN
AT THE END OF MY DAYS WHEN I’M THROUGH
NO WORD THAT I’VE WRITTEN WILL RING QUITE AS TRUE
AS "BURN"
BURN, BUTCHER, BURN
A Nec-romancer could also be a Vampire I suppose...
January 24th – The Witcher Soundtrack release!
Finally!
Preorder on Amazon
I thought I would put together a list of witcher-affiliated songs for fun and profit!
The fun is that they’re good songs, and the profit is that next time you find yourself with a bard in need of a ballad, you can use one of these! I didn’t include the obvious, like Toss a Coin or Her Sweet Kiss, but all of these songs appear in some form in the show or game!
Lyrics and links below the cut, in order of most well-known to least:
Modern au Jaskier,, inspo this song
Part 2 Part 3
Geralt likes to fuck around with Jaskier when Yen and him are going through shit in their relationship
And god it fucking hurts Jaskier that Geralt doesn’t see him as anything more than a fuck, something to use
Jaskier’s not a fuck object, but he can’t, can’t let go of Geralt. Because this,
The hell he subjects himself to, letting Geralt knock on his door, hunger in his eyes. Jaskier stands aside, let’s him in, because he has too, his body aches, needs to be touched by Geralt. To have Geralt’s fingers scraping into his skin, leaving red and purple as his only mark on Jaskier. There’s nothing else for him to give,
Oh god, how he wants it to be gentle, tender, just once. Just once Jaskier wants to hear his own name come out of Geralt’s mouth like a prayer.
Rather than Geralt’s eyes shut tight, riding out his orgasm with Yennifer‘s name on his lips.
He wants Geralt to kiss him, tell him that he cares, because Jaskier has no one else. He wants Geralt to stay over, wake up next to him, instead of rushing to button up his jeans and leave as quickly as he got there.
There’s always a dry spell, where Yen and Geralt get back on track, Geralt doesn’t text him, come to his door for months.
Jaskier thinks, finally, maybe he’s free, maybe he’ll find another guy, maybe he’ll stop sobbing himself to sleep over his heartbreak
And then, that night, the familiar hammering is on his door and Jaskier just, no, he-
Can’t. Can’t do it anymore.
Geralt’s shouting now, screaming to Jaskier to let him in,
Jaskier finds his body has it own mind, he wants to turn back, go back to his bed and continue sobbing
But he goes to the door, and cracks it open with the latch on,
And stares at Geralt, who’s stopped banging now, and can see the state Jaskier’s in
The tears silently rolling down, the snot running from his nose, the mess of hair, his unshaven beard, how he doesn’t look like he’s slept or eaten in fucking weeks because Jaskier’s so fucking tired, tired of letting Geralt wall all over him
Geralt gets quiet, staring right back at Jaskier through the slightly cracked door,
“Go,” He whispers through the door,
“Jaskier- can we, talk about this?”
“Get the fuck away from me.”