#wizard merlin

[nerds-yearbook]

A singing mechanic from 1912 got conked on the head and woke up to find himself in King Arthur’s Court in 528. (A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, flm)

[wizardtoadlordmerlin]

sometimes i wish i can force somebody to experience only oil for one day. I cast 'everything, including bodily fluids to taste exactly like thick olive oil' for the duration of 24 hours just because you did something i don't think you would have learned from by yourself. you will correlate that behavior to horrible, viscous slick. No matter how hard you try to sip away the feeling via brewed, carbonated, or distilled liquids. its always oil. may you learn as you wake the next morning joyous, to never do what you had done again. maybe donate to a charity you vulture.

[thecupsmith]

When the apprentice is wielding the ancient forbidden artifact

[house-of-slayterr]

I’m on the search for fics but until then will you settle for hcs?

Merlin calls arther his prat

Both of them have a sense for when the others about to do something stupid

Merlin gives arther a single rose from the castle garden every Valentine’s Day sometimes in person sometimes he just hides it where he knows arther will find it but he always makes sure his prat gets his special rose from his special sorcerer

That rose is one of the few things on valentines Arther actually looks forward to

These are all so cute Omg, I just might die! The only people I love more than Merlin and Arthur, are Gwendolyn and Gawaine 🥺

[wizardtoadlordmerlin]

MY TOAD FAMILIAR LOIS HAS ASSISTED MY HAND IN GAINING THE KNOWLEDGE OF SAID 'tumblr'. I WILL SHARE WITH YOU MY FAVORITE BREAD RECIPE.

1. prepare the frog egg. do not mistake. you need frog, not toad. any frog will do but if substituted with toad egg, you will blow up or summon the GIANT FLOATING EYEBALLS.

2. prepare your dry ingredient. flour. rice. water. yeast. dried fungus.

3. mix.

4. bake at 500 for 10 seconds.

5. ENJOY MY BELOVED TUMBLES!

[wizardtoadlordmerlin]

GREETINGS!

I AM THE WIZARD TOAD LORD THE PUTRID VILLAGE-FOLK REFER TO AS MERLIN. I AM 895 YEARS OF AGE. I LOVE TOADS, NECROMANCY, TOAD-NECROMANCY, PIE, SEX AND MAGIC. IN THAT ORDER.

THIS IS MY BLOG OF WHICH I SHARE MY DAILIES, MY RECIPES AND MY LORE.

HAVE THE DAY YOUR SOUL DESERVES. ROCKS WON'T MAKE YOU STRONGER IF YOU EAT THEM. I LOVE YOU.

[nesuimaru]

Hello Merlin.

[faithtrustnlittlepixiedust]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMerlin, professor  ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ● bill murray.