A question for everyone who has read a lot of Harry Potter fan fiction
I made the biggest fucking mistake. I wrote a fanfic about parental love, about a parent's love for a child, but it was all cuteness, get it? And then she introduced the love story from chapter 17 out of 39. And imagine, 22 chapters about love, it would seem wow, cool, yeah, I'm great I know it, I don't argue, such things exist, but! I didn't take into account the fact that the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes are in fucking Diagon Alley, not in a fucking Hogsmeade. If I write that WWW are in Diagon Alley, and not in Hogsmeade like in my fanfic, then there will be no fucking love story.
And now a question for the Harry Potter fanfiction experts.
Have you ever read a single fanfic where the WWW are in Hogsmeade so I don't feel like the only idiot?
I forgot to mention that I've been in the fandom since August of this year.
I’m deeply sorry to disturb again, but Nathaniel is insistent I ask if the blood traitor Weasley’s store will remain open or “at least their masterpieces they sell saved”, which I believe refers to their candies and pranking materials. Then little Maeve was wondering if we’re still allowed to keep our hellhound Cerby, I assured her that because of how loyal the species is, he would most likely refuse to leave us or his mate Onyx. They’re relatively hard to kill and otherwise immortal, but I assure you ours will never pose you a problem.
Thank you again, I truly apologize but it’s quite impossible to only pretend to send this. They would send something themselves otherwise...They also request an autograph.
Sincerely,
The McKinleys
Ah, yes. I received your earlier missive, and was just sitting to craft a response when I noted the follow- up. [[OOC: additional ask under the cut for reference!]]
Why yes, there is ample room for any old magical family who wishes to become a part of my new order to join us. We certainly were hoping to attract the right sort of people, now that the wrong sort are fleeing in droves. And yes, a change in scenery is always good for the children; you want them exposed to as many places as you truly can, get a good sense of things. How old are your children? I have a daughter myself - though of course you likely are aware of this. Delphini is nineteen, and may very well get along with your Niece. They sound of similar age. I fear Delphini will never marry - of course I am not pressuring her currently, as she is my sole heir and I wish to see her fully trained in everything that entails prior to marrying one of my ranks.
But I digress.
I currently do not have any plan on shuttering the Weasley abomination store. It may be a blood-traitor owned business, but it is a pureblood business, and is an excellent stimulant to the economy. I do not approve, but I feel as though I would lose public support if I were to close them down.
I have full faith in your ability to keep your hellhound. I see no issue with it. I myself possess a basilisk.
I have enclosed an autograph for the children.
-Lord Voldemort
Sorry me again, currently looking for real estate as the market is great since so many are fleeing since you won the war. I assume you are taking over the UK’s properties, and I’m wondering if you’re moving into them or selling them? I completely understand if you’re keeping them to yourself and to your followers, but due to the unfortunate deaths of some extended family members that were just stuck at the wrong place at the wrong time, I’ve come into quite a bit of money. I really love the historical value of the many estates that the former governments acquired and also that they all come with sizable land. My family has passed down some of the old magic, I wish to continue to do so with my nieces and nephews now in my care, but as you probably are aware the old magic can be pretty powerful and destructive, especially when you’re still learning the craft, hence the need for land. We come from Ireland and do still have land there, but it’s so close to the border and far away from the capital; I feel it’s in the kids best interest for a change of scenery for the average day to day.
I’m interested to join your ranks, the eldest in my care, my niece Maisie is a seer and she’d been advising that I take my time with this important decision. She’s also close to marrying age and asked if you’d be restarting the regency style courting, we firmly believe that the woman should be offered some kind of a say or at the least be given the opportunity to get to know their husband to be.
73. Fred and George Weasley got illegal but fun toys/tricks at the back of Wizard Wheezes, the best spot to be in the summer. No ID needed but no Ron’s allowed.
NAME: Keira
PRONOUNS: she/her
SEXUALITY: het
TAKEN OR SINGLE: single
THREE FACTS:
1. My family collects cats ( I wish I was kidding there's seven of them now)
2. I've played piano since I was two and it is one of the few things that makes me truly happy.
3. I have a delightful obsession with the Navy and the Age of Sail.
2. EXPERIENCE
HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): Oh, for at least six or seven years now? Probably only three years on tumblr, but I'm enjoying it so far!
PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: texting, instant messaging, stand-alone blogs, and probably facebook. Tumblr is the newest!
BEST EXPERIENCE: I really love private rping with friends and such, but some of my greatest experiences and my greatest friends have been made on tumblr. (@duchessofwiltshire + @lordofelves lookin' at you) plus I got to interact with some of the writers I admire the most. Everyone has always been very kind and helpful and just delightful to write with. I couldn't ask for better partners!
3. MUSE PREFERENCES
FEMALE OR MALE: I don't think i have a preference. My only tumblr muse is a woman right now, but I've written men in the past and I enjoy that too.
MULTI OR SINGLE: single. I feel like if I made a multi-muse blog I would get SUPER stressed/confused/forgetful :(
4. WRITING PREFERENCES
FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: I love ANGST SO MUCH OMG. Especially with Andromeda. I mean. Her family just BEGS for angst. Plus her romantic interests are so much better if they're a little angsty. BUT of course I love fluff.
PLOTS OR MEMES: I love them both equally! Sometimes if I'm too tired to plot I'd rather do a meme. Okay I REALLY love memes, but I like plotting too! Whatever works for my partner (BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS SEND ALL THE MEMES)
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: This really depends on how tired I am honestly. I'll do both, but sometimes the longer ones will get put off. Other times I write like a freaking masters thesis on accident like???
BEST TIME TO WRITE: When I'm NOT tired (which is never) so usually late at night.
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): I'm not sure. I think there are some things about me and Andy that are similar. Physically I don't think we're much alike (unfortunately) but there are parts of her personality (like her sense of humor) that I feel are similar to mine. There are lots of qualities that Andy has that I WISH I had. Does that count?
I found a t-shirt that I liked a while ago and I can’t remember the name of the shop. It was an independent store like Adelaide’s fort style (but not adelaide’s fort) and it was a weasley twin shirt with the wizard wheezes w on. America based and the shirt was white and the w’s orange and purple.
