Crappy Dinosaur Movies!
I've seen a lot of crap dinosaur movies -- and I'm always up for more, but this is a bridge too far! After video babysitters of the 20th and 21st centuries, after slurpasaurs, after Jurassic Knockoffs and Asylum. This is what got me to take a break on it.
Take a look at this animal. Generic T. Rex head, prominent brow horn, uniform teeth. Usually, when you see a horn like that, it's easy to call it out as Ceratosaurus.
Not here! In the Trailer for the 2022 film Timescape, this pixilated piece of putrefaction is instead dubbed a T. Rex. I haven't seen a T. rex with a horn on its nose that big since King Dinosaur -- and that was actually an Iguana!
And I just finished watching a film, Hatched (2021) which was actually rather decent. Definitely a B-Movie, but there was definitely effort put into it. The rendering and integration of the dinosaurs there could have been better, but they looked like what they were portraying (the "Raptors" we Deinonychus, with the proper head shape and sizes! Their hands were pronated! No feathers, though, but I'll take what I can get on a low budget!). To follow it up by seeing this trailer? Man, it was a hard hit! Though to be fair, Hatched cleansed my pallet after finding out someone's trying to make a sequel to Area 407, and seeing Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island and the worst video babysitter I've yet seen: Dino Brained. Seeing that name applied to a horned therapod like that brought me right back to Dino Brained and them passing off Albertosaurus as Abelisaurus.
On the plus side, I can now say: "If I had a nickel for every Dinosaur movie with Zombies, I'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened 3 times."
